Russian

Russian?

Russian, Russian Russian Russian Russian. Russian Russian!

Russian Russian Russian?
Russian

Russian Russian, Russian, Russian Russian Russian.

>but palatilization makes russian sound like a dozen gay giraffes whining

lmao. you know, i like giraffes

>and there is nothing magical about the cyrillic alphabet

we are just quite used to it, i suppose like you to the latin one, and it's really weird for us to read slavic roots written with another alphabet