Practice Japanese with me?

Sorry about the romanji I had to take the Japanese language pack off my computer. x_x So for all you noobs how wanna read in, here you go.

Watashi no namae wa skye de nihon no namae wa "sora" desu. Watashi wa jyuu hachi sai desu. Onna no hito desu =0. Uso janai.
Ano sa... san nen nihongo wo benkyo surimashita. J1 to J2 tesuto wo tsurimashita datakara ima toshi nihongo1 wo tsurimasu.

Yep. I'm a bit rusty, so there's a good chance little of that makes any sense. have fun!

shiken(試験) is a better word for test.

you're not too bad, but still very simple.

http://www.polarcloud.com/rikaichan/

http://www.guidetojapanese.org/index.html#contents

these links should help. also, dont talk like an anime character. Japs don't speak English like sponge bob

Watashi no namae wa skye desu. Nihongo no namae wa "sora" desu. (Watashi wa) juuhassai no onna/onnnanoko desu. Uso dewa arimasen. Sannenkan nihongo o benkyou shimashita. J1 to J2 tesuto o (???) mashita node kotoshi nihongo 1 o (???) masu.
私の名前は skye です。日本語の名前は「そら」です。（私は）18歳の 女／女の子 です。うそではありません。3年間日本語を勉強しました。J1とJ2テストを（？？？）ましたので今年日本語1を（？？？）ます。

理解できない。

「つります」と聴いたら、魚を釣ると考えます。

憶測だけど、まさか、「うけ」が「つり」に見えてしまったとか。。。

>>1
18 years old is じゅうはっさい, not じゅうはちさい

also you don't need to keep saying わたし all the time

also if you're going to be using です and the polite form all the time, you need to say うそではありません　or　じゃありません not じゃない

also さんねんかん, not さんねん
三年間 is three years when speaking of time spans

also past tense of する is しました not すりました

also Ｊ１とＪ２のテスト -- the の needs to be there

also とる for take a test, not つる

also だった not だた

also what is this "tosi nihongo1" shit?

better:
名前は「スカイ」で、日本語の名前は「空」です。十八歳です。女の人です。うそじゃありません。あのさ、三年間日本語を勉強しました。Ｊ１とＪ２のテストを取ったから、いまwhatever the fuck you're trying to say

>>2
I disagree.  テスト is equally acceptable.  Technically 試験 sounds a bit more 丁寧, but no biggie.

I think she is trying to say that she took the Japanese 1 and Japanese 2 test which equals 1 year of Japanese studies. At first I thought by J1 and J2 she meant JLPT1 and 2 but was confused by how terrible the Japanese was and why she was fishing for tests.

But uhh, keep trying..?

Actually don't.
Fuckin' bitch needs to learn her lesson.
Weeaboo has no place in Japanese society either.

What kind of name is Skye

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_gairaigo_and_wasei-eigo_terms

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Also the reading for 今年　is ことし　and not いまとし.

lol surimasu