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WTF in other languages

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 13:14

How do you say "WHAT THE FUCK?!" in other languages?

e.g.
Brazilian Portuguese

(literal) O QUE A FODA?!
(proper) QUE PORRA É ESSA?!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 13:18

we just say "dè the fuck?", but it's always a little tongue in cheek.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 6:07

PUTAIN DE MERDE MAIS C'EST QUOI CE BORDEL ? (french)

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 7:56

Dutch: WAT DE FOK?!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 16:17

Lithuanian:
KAS PER ŠŪDAS?!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 16:55

Polish:
'Co jest kurwa ?'

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 21:58

In Mexico they say:

¡¿AH CHINGA?! or ¿Que chingaos es eso?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 21:59

In Mexico they say:

¡¿AH CHINGA?! or ¿Que chingaos es eso?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 5:01

In Mexico they say:

¡¿AH CHINGA?! or ¿Que chingaos es eso?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 10:39

In Mexico they say everything three times.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 17:46

Norwegian: HVA FAEN?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-19 18:19

Danish: HVAD FANDEN?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-19 20:14

Scandish: VIID FEEN

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-20 4:43

ma'e looe?!
(burmese)

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-20 11:50

In Belgian Dutch:
Wat Doe je nu? Eikel! Ga terug naar je moeder!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-20 17:10

Arikterarian:

SNUKT, UPRO HEP!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-20 19:19

>>13
Scandish is not a real fucking language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-20 20:06

>>17
O RLY? Well, as we Arikterarians would say, SNUKT, UPRO HEP!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-20 23:12

>>18
Now you're just making shit up.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 8:15

>>19
No shit, Sherlock!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 13:21

In German

Was zur Hölle?
or
Was zum Teufel?

means:

What the hell?
(similar to what the fuck)

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 16:30

>>21
Although we usually say "Was zum Fick?", of course.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 19:10

in winland we say:

MITÄ VITTUA??

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-30 6:54

In Hokkien, a chinese dialect used by Singaporeans.

Simi lanjiao?? (What penis is this??)

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-30 14:47

>>24
more like
Whose penis is this?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-01 18:58

In swedish It's like:

Vad fan

or

Vad I Helvetet

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-02 3:17

In the Bavarian dialect of German it's "wos tsoa pfargtl?"

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-05 5:05

Greek:
Τι στο διάολο;
(lit. "What the devil?")

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-05 19:26

Spanish (Spain):
¿Pero qué coño?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-06 19:17

spanish (Chile)

QUE CHUCHA!?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-07 10:07

In polish:

"ze co kurwa?"

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-10 11:02

Italian:

MA CHE CAZZO!?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-10 13:50

goddamn polacks

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-10 17:05

Spanish (Mexico)
Que chigados?!

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-10 20:50

Spanish (Spain)

¿¡Pero qué coño...!?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-11 3:32

German: Was zur Hölle?!

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-11 8:56

>>22
we usually say: "Was zum Fick?"? Maybe u do! never heard that in my 26years of being a german. "HASTE was zum fickEN?"

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-11 13:06

>>37
Well, that makes sense. You also use "u" in place of "you", so you're probably not the kind of person I would want to hang out with IRL.
Anyway, it actually was tongue-in-cheek.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-15 4:26

Russian (русский):
Что за нахуй? (has variations)

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-16 18:43

Spanish (Mexico)
!¿Que Carajo!?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-16 22:01

>>40
NI MADRES ESO ES SUDACA
EN MEXICO AL MENOS EN EL NORTE DECIMOS
QUE CHINGADOS?
O AH CHINGA!

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-18 19:09

Japanese:

watto za fakku
ワット　ザ　ファック

or maybe

nanda kore!?
何だこれ！？

you weaboofags can correct me if you like. I know you will, even if youre wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-18 19:56

>>42
6/10, an interesting challenge.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 6:02

ЧТО ЭТО ЗА ХУЙНЯ?!

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 10:29

我尻！？

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 10:30

我尻

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 18:26

Miss Kim makes one million dollars.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 19:43

Uzbek (O'zbekcha):
Bu nima jalab?

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-22 13:33

Quoi la baise!

C'est 'what the fuck' in French.

Name: ltu god 2013-11-15 4:10

In Lithuania:
What the devil- kas per velniava
what the dick(fuck) - kas per bibis

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-15 18:50

Sta koji kurac in Serbian

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-16 2:10

一体全体
ittai zentai

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-17 10:56

¡¿Qué es esa mierda?!
-Colombia

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-18 10:15

In Russian:
- Чё за нах?!
- Что это за хуйня?!
- Что это, блять, такое?!

Lots of options, actually. The intonation really matters.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-24 15:31

What the fuck is this? - CO TO KURWA JEST?!
What the fuck? - CO KURWA?