Things you love and hate about a language

Ex:

Spanish:
Love: Knowing Spanish so you can have sex with sexy Spanish bitches
Hate: Declensions

Corelian

Love: Chicks dig it. I'm fat and pimply but when I speak this, chicks are swarming around me like flies, rubbing themselves to me while trying to open my zipper to suck my penis.
Hate: It's wwiting system (example: ერՀ თեաბեშია. Gezm treyyibeb'bizh = I am happy). Too many sounds are represented by too few letters. ե can also represent u and f.