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Learning German...

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-02 7:41

Where can I get free resources for learning German?
Particularly for pronunciation.

I'm failing so hard at that..

Also, whats the best way to learn? Flashcards? Music? I'm obviously not looking for anything that costs money like classes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 12:22

Move to Germany.  Why not jump right into the frying pan!  I'm sure you'll learn lots!

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-18 20:33

You remind me of the German pornstar's mouth. Cause you full of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 19:05

Leck mich am Arsch du scheiss Lutschkatze

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-03 10:54

nanana, nu habt euch wieder lieb.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 10:33

IF IT WEREN'T FOR US, YOU WOULD BE SPEAKING GERMAN NOW

And if that was your point, well talk about wasted time...

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 11:19

>>30

The guy who said that in "Killing Zoe" was shot one second later.

"I'm Amercian, you know, U-S-A! If it weren'T for us, you'd all be speaking German now!" - BLAM!

Funny thing is, this is the first time I've heard English in a non-German movie that was dubbed German...

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-21 2:42

ich habe ein durchfall

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-21 9:24

>>47
Ich hab Durchfall.

fix'd

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-21 14:33

Ehw german. Muss man können. Weltsprache. :D

Name: myCHEATisWEED 2008-02-25 15:35

Also deutsche als nazis zu bezeichnen finde ich mehr als unfair!
Wie kann man nur so naiv sein?
(kann meiner meinung nach nur aus dem mund eines ungebildeten kommen, einfach meine meinung!)
Desweiteren ist deutsch eine schöne Sprache mit der man (bildung vorrausgesetzt) viel schönere sachen "sprechen" kann als zb. in englisch.
Wenn ihr mich fragt ist englisch eher unbetont und langweilig!
Only my 2 cents
Jetzt noch schnell in englisch(Ja, wir nazis lernen englisch im gegensatz zu euch amerikanern, die grösstenteils nicht 1x im leben ihr land verlassen! Pah!):

And now in English(Yes, we Nazi's DO learn english, you dont! Many of you dont even leave your country once in a lifetime - at least its bette for the people you dont visit!)
Saying All germans are Nazis is unfair!
How can you be so stupid?
(In my opinion, only a very stupid and mad person would say sth. like this)
Further I think German is a georgeous language, even prettier than english!
I think english is the more boring language... english is something like the ultimate boredom to me... ;)
My 2 cents....

Btw: I'd never go to say that every American is stupid, but the one who said, "You shuldnt learn german, they're nazis" is a complete horsef.....

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 17:14

>>50
gtfo fucking nazi

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 3:14

>>51
gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 11:39

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-01 11:59

>>51

You are new here, right?
GTFO JEW NIGGA!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-01 14:06

>>52
>>54
trolled

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-01 17:06

>>55
Defense of the weak minded.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-01 21:02

>>56
Futile counter-attack of one of the anonymous who got told.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-02 10:00

>>57
trolled

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 1:27

>>58
no u

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 10:21

>>59
no u

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 5:29

Mach doch eine reise nach Deutschland, am besten in eine Region in der viel Dialekt gesprochen wird (Bayern oder so). Da verstehst du dann erstmal kein Wort, aber nach einem Jahr oder so hast du es drauf :) Viel Glück!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 5:30

Mach doch eine reise nach Deutschland, am besten in eine Region in der viel Dialekt gesprochen wird (Bayern oder so). Da verstehst du dann erstmal kein Wort, aber nach einem Jahr oder so hast du es drauf :) Viel Glück!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 6:08

Na, des is emoal a guade Idee.Der Buar will koar Geld net ausgebe und Ihr wollt ihm in den Urlaub foarn loassn! Suppa!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 6:10

Watch or listen to "Deutsche Welle" on the internet: http://www.dw-world.de/

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 2:59

The best trick is just to watch a german dub of some movie, or better even a cartoon, you already know, but thats rather hard for starters. The point is you know the plot and if you do not understand something you can grenk it from the plaarf, if you know what i mean. There is also the added benefit that you dont have to bother with regional accents. I would recommend some older Disney or WB cartoons.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 13:27

You like a German porn star's mouth, cuz you full of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 16:42

Why the FUCK would you want to learn a crappy language like German?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 16:45

>>67
Better than French.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 12:20

>>67

because WE are building your weapons

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 13:13

The best way I can think of is if you go to your local library's website I know some public libraries offer Rosetta stone programs online for free.  they are a great start for learning.  I used them to pick up basic Thai and Mandarin for a month long trip in Asia.  They are very useful

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 13:14

The best way I can think of is if you go to your local library's website I know some public libraries offer Rosetta stone programs online for free.  they are a great start for learning.  I used them to pick up basic Thai and Mandarin for a month long trip in Asia.  They are very useful

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 13:14

fuck double poast

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 18:08

http://www.dw-world.de/dw/0,1595,8031,00.html

i have been using this a lot the past few days, keeps it interesting. no good for beginners though.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 10:20

Computer games. Especially RPGs.
I've probably tripled my English vocab and general comprehension of the language by playing the shit out of Morrowind. Went from D's to A's in my English course at school.
So go ahead, get yourself the German version of Oblivion, Morrowind or some other game like that. Games these days even have all their dialog actually spoken, so you'll learn the pronunciation too. It's fairly hard at first, but you won't mind at all once you become addicted to the game.

http://bitreactor.to/torrent/406888-spiele-windows-the-elder-scrolls-4-oblivion-german-webseed

http://bitreactor.to/torrent/640387-spiele-windows-the-elder-scrolls-iii-morrowind-the-game-of-the-year-edition

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-01 18:08

Audio books are great for learning, especially if you look at the text for reference. http://vorleser.net/ offers quite a few free ones, spoken by professional voice actors. They've got children's books too: http://vorleser.net/html/kinder-hoerbuecher.html
Texts of most of the public domain stuff can be found at either Project Gutenberg, Wikisource or via google on various university sites.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-02 4:56

>>75
>>74
these, and browse krautchan

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-02 5:02

>>65 grenk it from the plaarf


lolwas

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-02 19:48

>>77
exactly. Lern2 get words from the context.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-02 20:01

"Wären wir nicht gewesen, würdet ihr jetzt alle Kommunisten sein."

Something to break the ice in West Berlin.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-02 23:48

>>79
"Und das wäre auch gut so."

The typical answer you'll get in East Berlin.

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