Singlish is so fucking hard to understand

I just recently moved to singapore, and everyone here talks english except with wierd inserted phrases like "You stupid one lah!", or "Why you all be like that aiyah!".

How do I begin to understand it? Or is it impossible for a foreigner to understand Singlish?

lawl enjoy living in a totalitarian state

i recommend.... the coxford singlish dictionary! http://www.talkingcock.com/html/lexec.php?lexicon=lexicon&op=LexPKL

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singlish

here goes my story b4 now tat i am single... it just some of the part only.. recently one la.. hehe.. here it goes...

3month b4... me was single as usual.. very fren with a tb.. one day.. tat tb tell me actually she dun wan be tb edi.. wan change back to girlish style.. but she still lesbian.. tats mean she be tg lol... then after she back as tg.. me start feeling toward her.. let me name her as E la... then me start kao her.. then success le.. hehe.. happy la of course.. then me and her everyday chat in hp and sms... our relation was more good then anything...
till me know another girl.. tat we name her C... she was a nice girl too.. after a few time chat from each other i guess... then me and tat C together le.. meanwhile i still with E..

tis is the playboy story huh?? hehe..

then.. after 1 week with C.. my feeling toward C was getting deeper and deeper.. and i plan to be loyal to one lol.. then me choose to break with E... after break with her.. then me focus on C.. then..after one month me and C together.. finally is time we end the relation.. the reason for me and C break is.. i oso not sure.. hehe.. cant blame.. coz.. she oso using a blur blur way to breakup..

ok lol.. then me single till now.. in the single life tat time.. E find me chat.. and we chat like usual.. like we still in relation while we are not la... till now me and E was single.. me and her was kinda still having feeling toward each other.. but till now me and E oso never meet each other.. not even once..

now main point is.. me had made a date.. tat me and her will hav a date tis saturday... at times square...

wat u all think??? can me and E together again...?? after so many thing happen??

lemme continue,

then E got bang by car then hor... C kanna r8ped  then C damn depressed like shit loh.. so you go comfort her by banging her alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu nighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttttttttt and day! @_@ W00TS! SO HAWT! ;D sexy!

singapore is for fags.  move to taiwan. it's much better here.

Taiwan sucks it belongs to China and not independent at all!

Play Gunbound.