Can anyone translate this for me?

1. r u stoned?
2. r u a guy or girl
3. u r stoned
4.ur a guy
5.u r both fucking mentally and and physicly retarded, look at all the people making vids about u, taking the piss, seriously u idiot, rather put urself in a mental institution,get of the drugs, or FUCKING KILL URSELF!!!,
have a nice day :)

>>5
Deja Internet para los países desarrollados, vuelve a la vida real, a tu miseria, y no olvides que somos los dioses de los aztecas.
Que tengas un buen día :)