Can anyone translate this for me?

1. r u stoned?
2. r u a guy or girl
3. u r stoned
4.ur a guy
5.u r both fucking mentally and and physicly retarded, look at all the people making vids about u, taking the piss, seriously u idiot, rather put urself in a mental institution,get of the drugs, or FUCKING KILL URSELF!!!,
have a nice day :)

DE QUE DIABLOS HABLAS
QUE SON PARIENTES O KE INGAOS
PINCHE ESPANYOLITO CULO SUCIO