Chinese can't speak English!

wtf is this:
    I am the medium stature short send the hobby: Looks at movie picnic
    that you? My English is not good. Therefore..

Sent to me by a Chinese girl. Heh. Guessing she meant:

    I am medium stature, short. My hobbies: Watching Movies, Picnicking.
    And you? My English is not good, so..

Solution: stick it in her pooper

>>2

While a tempting solution, she's kind of in another country.

Aww, now I feel bad.

Did not know any Chinese this language Guanxi heart has been most
unimportant

Seems more likely that she just plugged it into a translator online. Doesn't seem like she's awful at learning chinese, just like she hasn't ever tried it.

好像你的中文也不怎麽樣。。

>>6
I can understand what she is saying, its just quite awkward English. No biggy, though. I'm seeing about helping her with her English.

它和贯彻是w

>>1
When I first read it, I thought she meant to say "I've watched the picnic video. Is that you in it?".

Wtf.

chinese can't speak klygon