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Any 日本語 speaking dudes

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 5:36 ID:GwLTuAWk

I love to speak 日本語 all the time. I'm going to live in 日本 one day and be a 漫画家 (thats a manga artist LOL). I'm also going to live in 東京 and marry a really きれい Japanese girl. Japan is so much better than where I live now, I know this even though I have never been to 日本 LOL. すごいナルトかわいい馬鹿猫 LOL.

Just the other day I was in a 日本ese restaurant and asked this 日本ese girl who was there out on a date! I walked up to her said今日は、私は好きあなたです。デートはしますですか? she must have been amazed at my Japanese as she didn't know what to say or where to look.

So is anyone elese here fluent in 日本語ですか?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 5:52 ID:iwcRCcqX

Here's one! I love to speak nihongo too! Friends get so impressed when I say I could speak nihongo. It's easy, just make a sentence with "baka" or "neko", or "kawaii", and girls get so impressed!

But unlike you I don't use kanji at all, because I think kanji is hard, they are for fags. I mean, why use kanji when you can use romanji?? The Japanese should just change to romanji too, they're sooo easier to type!

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 5:57 ID:GwLTuAWk

Of course, kanjis are completely pointless, those Japanese should just switch to using romajis all the time LOL. Then everything would be easier for everyone LOL.

Japanese is so easy, all you have to do is put desu at the end of the sentence and you will sound just like a native speaker LOL

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 6:02 ID:h+0rrPmX

huge weaboo troll spotted

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 6:02 ID:iwcRCcqX

>>3
I like so fucking agree with you LOL.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 6:04 ID:GwLTuAWk

>>4
You don't know anything about 日本語

>>5
LOL

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 6:07 ID:iwcRCcqX

>>3
btw you mispelled romanji as romaji LOL!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 6:10 ID:GwLTuAWk

>>7
OMG LOL!

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 8:26 ID:Heaven

>>7
Yeah, it's supposed to be ro-maji.

馬鹿アメリカ人

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 9:12 ID:Heaven

my eyes

oh and >>9 is an idiot of course

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 9:15 ID:8IOsZw26

>>10
I glad you realized your mistake. I can't be wrong since I speak 1337 Japanese. Baka neko wa kawaii LOL!

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 9:36 ID:n5HGRLAP

>>1
お前はとても知らないだ。君の母さんのわれめが鬼の顔みたいにちがいないよ。

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 9:54 ID:27xFB72I

>>9
>>10
Mr Heaven, why are you talking to yourself? ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 12:05 ID:YIzkOE26

Lol, ur JP aint so gut

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 12:28 ID:wNtKagyH

coz he is spanish, hes crazy!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 17:43 ID:GwLTuAWk

>>12
LOL! That's all wrong lol, in "お前はとても知らないだ。" you can't finish a verb sentence with a copula verb LOL, unless you use the んです・んだ pattern LOL

Also in 君の母さんのわれめが鬼の顔みたいにちがいないよ。is messed up dude マンコ is much more common than われめ LOL. Also お母さん is  better than 君の母さん which sounds very 外人っぽい LOL

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-01 20:44 ID:zOeFyBqW

my god, it's full of weeaboos.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-02 0:48 ID:jbeMRzKF

>>16
Look it up, 知らない is an adjective idiot.
知らない    【しらない】 (adj) unknown, strange

お母さん is the honorific, 母さん isn't. Besides, we are 外人, so let it sound like it foo.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-02 1:08 ID:tBu6NB0w

>>18
Japanese doesn't work this way! GOOD NIGHT!

Name: Alac 2007-06-02 1:30 ID:A5QupRLq

FUCK YOU DIPSHITS!

alacaq@gmail.com

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-02 1:30 ID:MEWe3cTp

>>18
>>18
lol? 知らないis the negative of知る, which means it's a negative form, not a adjective. Even if it IS an adjective, it'll be an い-adjective, which means it can't be used with だ.

Please gb2/basicjapanese and master your basics before you even start using difficult words you don't know. LOL!

Name: Alac 2007-06-02 1:49 ID:A5QupRLq

YOU'RE ALL STUPID JAPS AND CHINKS!

alacaq@gmail.com

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-02 2:03 ID:ekXJ+Lam

>>she must have been amazed at my Japanese as she didn't know what to say or where to look.

she was probably korean

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-02 13:29 ID:jbeMRzKF

>>19
It does if I say it does!
GOOD MORNING!

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-02 18:43 ID:TQjDmBJ6

>>21
LOL

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-03 12:05 ID:Heaven

>>22
We're not your personal army

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 6:43

This thread is flawless.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-30 16:12

このスレッドは無欠だ!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-02 9:50

まずおまえらがそれぞれ何人なのかを書け
イギリス人か?中国人か?ベトナム人か?イタリア系アメリカ人か?ケニア人か?インド人か?

そういう自己紹介ぐらいせい!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-05 22:11

>>29
私はアルゼンチン人です。エステバンと申します。どうぞうよろしく。

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-05 22:28

>>29
>>30
Hey, your perfect Japanese ruins this thread. Stop that.

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