Japanese - Ask questions thread

Basically if you have a question about the language, ask it and fellow 4channers might see it and answer it for you.

To start it off. When an animate object (iru) dies, is it considered inanimate(aru)?

I have two questions:

1) What is a really obnoxious thing to say to a Japanese person and how do you pronounce it?

2) How do you say 'Don't eat that horse, I had sex with it' in Japanese?

Thanks! I really need info fast so please be quick with translation.