/lang/ - Translate something written in german

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-28 15:22

Hi guys...

I want something translated from german, please.

Could you help me?

"Feuchtigkeits-creme"
"wasserlilie"
"Verbesserte Formel"
"Intensive Feuchtigkeit & Pflegender Hautschutz"

Thanks in advande!

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-28 16:50

http://dict.leo.org/
Next time buy real lube...pervert....

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-28 16:58

OH SHIT Anonymous... This is apparently a moisturizing creme that someone gave to my mother.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-28 17:37

Well maybe ironing her face would help more?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-28 18:50

"fascist's cream"
"lily is in the WC"
"verdigris formol"
"intensive fascist & my gender lives in Auschwitz"

Danke schon!

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-29 6:31

>>5
Haha, very funny.

Here's the real translation:

"Father's cream" (this is slang for cum from a father-son relationship)
"water lily" (this is slang for watersports involving young virgin girls)
"Verbesser's formula" (a german recipe for anal lubrication)
"Intensive Feuchtigkeit & Pflegender Hautschutz" (oh god this is so sick i cant even post it here on 4chan)

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-01 19:34

>>6
yes you can
after all our \b\ board is legendary

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-03 6:48

>>7
You, sir, have no idea.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-03 15:17

>>6
Say it or die.

Name: synonymous 2007-02-04 16:42

poast meaning plz. we must know.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-04 16:53

>>9,10
Oh, alright then.

They watch Fresh Prince in Bel Air (German dub) while having sex -- unprotected!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-05 14:34

>>1
Moisturising-cream
Waterlily
Best formula
Intensive moisturising and cleaning skin protection

Something close to that..

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-05 14:46

>>12
Being a sweaboo, I can tell that this is most likely the truth.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 10:05

I came

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-09 2:30

>>1,12
GoogleTranslate says "Moisturizer", "water lily", "Improved Formula" and "Intensive Moisturising & Nourishing Skin Protection".

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-09 15:48

>>1

What brand of anal lube is that? Gotta get me some!

Translate something written in german

1 Name: Anonymous 2007-01-28 15:22

2 Name: Anonymous 2007-01-28 16:50

3 Name: Anonymous 2007-01-28 16:58

4 Name: Anonymous 2007-01-28 17:37

5 Name: Anonymous 2007-01-28 18:50

6 Name: Anonymous 2007-01-29 6:31

7 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-01 19:34

8 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-03 6:48

9 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-03 15:17

10 Name: synonymous 2007-02-04 16:42

11 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-04 16:53

12 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-05 14:34

13 Name: Anonymous 2007-02-05 14:46

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16 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-09 15:48