Translate something written in german

Hi guys...

I want something translated from german, please.

Could you help me?

"Feuchtigkeits-creme"
"wasserlilie"
"Verbesserte Formel"
"Intensive Feuchtigkeit & Pflegender Hautschutz"

Thanks in advande!

>>5
Haha, very funny.

Here's the real translation:

"Father's cream" (this is slang for cum from a father-son relationship)
"water lily" (this is slang for watersports involving young virgin girls)
"Verbesser's formula" (a german recipe for anal lubrication)
"Intensive Feuchtigkeit & Pflegender Hautschutz" (oh god this is so sick i cant even post it here on 4chan)