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It's vs Its

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 6:18

It's fucking confusing. Well, not really, but I keep making mistakes anyhow. /r/ simple way to remember which is which.

The cat's food
The dog's food
Its food. <-- WHERE DID THE APOSTROPHE GO???

Its fat <-- The fat belongs to "it"
It's fat <-- It is obese
Sheila is fat <-- Sheila is obese
Sheila's fat <-- The fat belongs to Sheila
FUCKING PARADOX!!!

Name: English = inconsistent + gay !Mjk4PcAe16 2007-01-21 7:33

Yeah, English is pretty gay. Conform already.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 9:04

>>1
Better yet, use charts:

His dog
Her dog
Its dog (notice, no apostrophes on any of these possesive adjectives)

He's a dog
She's a dog
It's a dog (notice, apostrophese in all of these pronoun-verb contractions)

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 10:22

>>3
Thanks, but it didn't really make it any less confusing. Do I need to just "get it"? How much of an ass will I make of myself if I get this wrong in an official context?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 11:21

a dog
two dogs
the dog's

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 20:33

... I don't get it

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 21:30

>>4
The only time you use "it's" is when you want to say "it is."  Any other time, you will use the word "its." Trust me on this, for I am Anonymous.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 22:22

"Its" is used to show ownership (ie the cat ate its food); "it's" is a contraction of "it is". This is elementary grammar.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-21 22:29

>>1
If English is your native language, you are over twelve years old, and you still do not know, kill yourself. You're destined to work at Mcdonalds for the remainder of your pitiful life.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-22 8:18

>>9
I know you put in a lot of effort to get that sentence right, but it's (<--- correct?!?!?!) actually spelled McDonald's. Capital D. Apostrophe. Important shit!

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-22 8:46

>>10
Trolling is fun :)

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-22 8:47

apostrophes, serious business

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-22 10:20 (sage)

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Name: Anonymous 2007-01-22 11:35

oh, and never pluralize with an apostrophe.

Ever.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-22 11:40

>>14
why, is it bad when word's are pluralized using apostrophe's?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-22 11:55 (sage)

>>15
Sophomoric.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-22 12:10

a bunch of dog's
bit it's tail's's's's pth'ak

sheila's fat's fat
its fat fat

its on the internet's so just roll DICE'S and go with that

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-22 12:11

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DICES

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-22 16:22

Its fat <-- The fat belongs to "it"
Sheila's fat <-- The fat belongs to Sheila

Not complete sentences.

It's fat <-- It is obese
Sheila is fat <-- Sheila is obese

These are complete sentences, although on the level of a three-year-old.  If you are able to come up with examples of full sentences where it is impossible to tell from the context which interpretation to use, you win.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-22 16:31

>>18
That totally pisses me off, why the fuck is it called die, huh?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-22 17:02

hullo

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-22 21:20

[quote]fat[/quote]

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-22 22:13

>>19
GIVE ME A TUTORIAL ON CREATING THOSE QUOTES.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 2:41

>>23
GIVE ME A TUTORIAL ON CREATING THOSE QUOTES.
Sorry, it's a well kept secret. It involves Java programming.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 4:27 (sage)

>>24
Java is for faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 5:25 (sage)

While English does have a large number of paradoxes, this is not one of them.  The posessive "its" is not comparable to "cat's" or "dog's" but rather to a word like "his" or "her," i.e. it is a seperate word meaning possion by an object or animal of neutral gender.  You don't say "This is hi's book" now do you?

As for "it's," this is simply a contraction of "it is" and thus leaving out the ' would be like writing "dont"

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 7:46 (sage)

This is trivial shit. Get a fucking clue, moron.

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