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日本語

Name: VIPPER 2006-11-10 1:43

日本語が話せる人どこにあるんだよ

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 3:32

no entiendo tus signitos de la edad media

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-11 22:38

>>2
Nice try. Learn real Spanish. My Venezuelan gf (lies! no girls on the internet) affirms my suspicion: you can't speak Spanish.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-11 22:47

>>3
Mexicans aren't exactly known for their verbal proficiency.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 0:59

gracias por poner tus ojos sobre mi te agregare en mi lista de fans

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 3:53

Wouldn't it be いるん not あるん?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 4:17

>>6
no entendi tu mezcla de sajon-anglo barbaro celtico con el idioma de los samurai de la luna!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 0:05

>>6
Finally! Someone who doesn't hail from mootxico. You are correct sir. I had a stupid typo in my post. I think it's because "A" and "I" are words in English. I never have the problem writing, but when typing I often switch "a" and "i". It should be "iru n da yo" (at work now, and can't use any Japanese input method).

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 16:52

okay I have a question what does ぷるんぷるん mean?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 19:46

>>9
As far as I know, that does not exist. ALC shows no results, WWWJdic shows no results, my 電子辞書 shows no results, nor does my very, very good Japanese dictionary (not an English-Japanese, but a dictionary which defines the Japanese terms in Japanese).

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 0:12

>>9
it's probably a slang term/onomonopeia from an H-manga.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 2:04

jiggling boobs

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 7:43

Its an onomonopeia, 12 defined it, 11 got it right, 9 needs to either go out and find a real date, or at least get his porn fix in a language he can understand.

What possible fun can it be to read H-manga w/o understanding what's going on? Seeing as how most of them are derived works of whichever anime series / game happens to float your boat...

Well... whatever.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 18:06

Sometimes the dialogue can be pretty bad, if not down right creepy.

「お母さん!!」
「いや~ 中に出さないで!!」
ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ
「ああああ!」

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 18:06

Sometimes the dialogue can be pretty bad, if not down right creepy.

「お母さん!!」
「いや~ 中に出さないで!!」
ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ
「ああああ!」

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 18:58

それはありがとうな・・・・・・・

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-15 1:06

ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ ドピュ

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-15 12:25

おっぱい

おっぱい

おっぱい

Name: スゴイ-様 !RevGiOKgRo 2006-11-17 21:59

>>1
おい、人は「ある」って言わないで「いる」って言うんだよ。
もっとユックリ勉強してナ。>>1

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-18 3:39

>>19
もう言ったよ、馬鹿ヤロー。遅いぜ>>8

何で全部の日本語のスレがエッチのスレに。ヤローたち。

Name: el tripcode !ZA/edLqLmU 2006-11-18 9:12

ESTO ES UN BUEN TRIPCODE MARICOTAS

Name: el tripcode !ZA/edLqLmU 2006-11-18 9:12

NO, ESTE

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-18 9:13

AH HIJO DE PUTA descubri un bug de los tripcodes

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-18 11:27

shing shong japan mann
tissen din er alt for lang

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-18 20:53

>>20
うるせえ
何だか白痴かよ お前
さっさと学校に帰れ

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-19 14:13

そう思うんだ。悪鬼たち、学校へ行け!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-20 22:34

ching chong nip nong nong!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-20 23:31

>>27

Laugh it up biatch. Odds are in a few years, you'd be working for one of them. If not as a janitor, then probably mowing their lawns or cleaning their toilets.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-21 0:06

日本語が話せる人どこにあるんだよ == It is human somewhere you can speak Japanese it is

lol babelfish

is there anyone that can speak japanese

AM I DOINIT RITE?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-21 11:44

>>29
Babelfish for the fail.

日本語が話せる人どこにあるんだよ -> those who can speak Japanese -- it is where

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-21 20:46

Chink bashing is the new anti-Semitism in the Polynesian tropics. There are now bigots in Tonga and the Solomon Islands! They have a track history of rioting!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-21 21:51

asi es cuenta la leyenda que maiden es como rollign stones pero mas jovenes le robaban camciones a judas priest son malos los penes esos

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 3:07

>>28
Actually, interestingly enough, I'm fucking one of them.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 4:33

>>33

Your parents must be oh-so-proud to have a son who'd bash their own language... using a Hispanic taunt for the general Asian populace, at that.

I bet you can't even read Japanese. If you really are one of them, then you sir, are seriously fucked up. You go ahead and hang in your hood, brotha. Maybe someday you'd realize that all your homies aren't laughing with you at the other Asians.

That you consider yourself one of them, yet you deirde them. That's as smart as smashing your own foot with a sledge hammer. You're one of them? Who the fuck do you think you're making fun of then, genius? Yourself.

Just because you have Japanese blood in your heritage doesn't mean jack shit if you share the same mentality as the dimwits who end up scrubbing toilets for a living.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 12:11

出ていきなさい, moron

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-23 3:48

>>35
ええ。。。本とに日本語を読める?何故お前は自分の国語に尊敬させないだ? お前あいつ等の仲間なのだ?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-23 15:32

>>35
出ぇ〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜るぅ〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜っ!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-23 16:38

本と

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-24 8:51

本と fucking LOL.

fails for WRONG SPELINGU

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-24 16:36

lol... didn't know the jerkoffs who nitpick at typos existed outside of US forum trolls.

I'm sure you've never, ever misspelled anything yourself ^^

Can't quite make out what 36 said... too many kanji for me. But I'm relatively sure you just tried to skip past whatever it is he was asking you, probably because you had no real answer for it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-24 20:03

>>40
that's not just a typo that's a gigantic fuckup the whole word is supposed to be kanji

if you're going to be a hiragana dickwad then you should have left the whole sentence in it

KANJI-KANJI
HIRAGANA-HIRAGANA

KANJI-HIRAGANA: FUCKING WEIRD

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-24 23:15

>>41
So verbs are weird?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-25 5:21

>>42
はい、ご主人様!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-25 18:15

様人ご 、はご主主!!!!

Name: SexualTriad 2006-11-25 20:36

ざわーざわー

鷲巣:「ロン!ロン!ロン!ロン!ロン!ロン!ロ~~~ン!」

赤木:「...なかったか、鷲巣?」
赤木:「聞こえなかったか、鷲巣?」


Name: Anonymous 2006-11-25 21:07

>>42
i'm speaking in the context of words that are supposed to be written in kanji. why would you spell only half of it in kanji. that is incorrect

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-25 21:15

安岡:「ロン! チュン、ドラ1。 頭ハネです!」

鷲巣:「はああぁぁぉおぉぉぉぉぉんおんおんよぉよよよよよよょょ…」

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-26 6:57

ぁぉおぉぉぉぉぉんおぁぉおぉぉぉぉぉんおぁぉおぉぉぉぉぉんおぁぉおぉぉぉぉぉんおぁぉおぉぉぉぉぉんおぁぉおぉぉぉぉぉんおぁぉおぉぉぉぉぉんおぁぉおぉぉぉぉぉんおぁぉおぉぉぉぉぉんおぁぉおぉぉぉぉぉんお chinito dice signos ぁぉおぉぉぉぉぉんおぁぉおぉぉぉぉぉんおぁぉおぉぉぉぉぉんお intenta comunicarse con el humano avanzado ぁぉおぉぉぉぉぉんおぁぉおぉぉぉぉぉんおぁぉおぉぉぉぉぉんおぁぉおぉぉぉぉぉんお con sus kanjis de la luna que nunca nadie uso ぁぉおぉぉぉぉぉんおぁぉおぉぉぉぉぉんおぁぉおぉぉぉぉぉんお

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-26 7:36

>>46

I'm going to guess you've never tried typing out Japanese text using an IME before, maybe?

Depending on how 36 entered JP text, it could very well have just been a typo.

"honto" vs "hontou"

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-26 10:57

36 will try to blame this on mojibake, when it's not that at all.

Illiterate twat.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-26 15:49

moo

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-26 21:35

>>50
yeah i mean come on. there is no excuse for shit spelling

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-27 0:25

can someone translate what actually >>36 said?

from going over it I'd guess "eeh... can you actually read japanese? well then, why don't you respect your country's language? aren't they (japanese speakers) your friends?"

but I don't get the use of the causative nor what お前あいつ等の仲間 means... "you and your family's acquaintances"?

if I had had to write the sentence I would have written 何故お前は自分の国語を尊敬しないんだ?

also my dictionary tells me it can be ほんとう or ほんと but from trying it out the IME will only convert the first one correctly

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-27 1:28

>>34
Correction. I said I'm fucking one of them. I'm not one of them.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-27 1:33

>>34
Correction. I said I'm fucking one of them. I'm not one of them.
>>36
dumbfuck 日本人じゃないのに日本語ができるよ。hehお前ってこういう風に思ってるっしょ:「オレは日本語ができるからi'm such a badass」じゃん?Grow a pair of testicles, learn to speak more than two languages, and then maybe I'll let you lick my 金玉。

>>40
Basically 36 was asking me if I can really speak Japanese, and if so, why do I insult my own language. As I've clarified, I'm not Japanese. Neither am I insulting Japanese. It's just fun to piss off people who are waaay too touchy about their fandom. Besides, dumbfucks, since when does Japanese sound like "ching chong nip nong nong" anyways. That's obviously a jab at Chinese. Last time I checked, China and Japan were at each others' throats. Thus, my "ching chong" statement was an expression of solidarity WITH the Japanese.

Now lick my キクザ.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-27 2:43

>>55
Wow chill the fuck out.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-27 6:00

>>55

Somehow, I doubt most people who'd use "ching chong nip nong nong" would be able to tell the various races/languages of the Eastern nations apart anyhow.

Besides, pronouncing it phonetically, it sounds more like Vietnamese or Tagalic than Chinese :p

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-27 6:01

>>54

lolvirgin

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-27 16:09

^___^ I liek anime so i think i should learn some japaneseses so what do you guys think hehe?

:3333333333333333333333333

Name: Anglophone 2006-11-27 17:47

ENGLISH が話せる人どこにあるんだよ

Name: attack de los lenguajes! 2006-11-27 17:53

I soy un アメリカ人

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-27 17:55

>>61
"I am an American" in 3 languages? lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-27 18:02

[ching] [chongの]小片[nong] [nong]

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 10:22

今の/b/マジで糞スレばっかだから文字板荒らしに来ますた俺( ^ω^)

つーかおまいらの日本語ガチでヘタクソだよなぁ。

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 0:56

>>64
Fails.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 6:36

yo quero taco bell

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 14:16

>>64
なんかお前の日本語がヘタクソだよ。タイポーだらけだ。

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 16:55

翁肪 = geezer fatso

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 17:07

Make your own list of kanji in Microsoft Word and translations anytime.... that way you can fap to any 裸婦 you'd like without fearing the Kanji Attack! (hint: look up "kanji" in Wikipedia and work your way to the lists from there)

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-02 10:32

>>67
ワロタ。2ch逝け、半年ROMれっていうとこなんだが、可哀想だからマジレスしてやる。

お前たちが書き込む日本語は、日本人や日常的に日本語を使ってる人にとってはすげー不自然に見えるよ。なぜなら正しすぎるからだよ。教室で習ったせいか、日本人の知り合い一人もいないせいか、単に自分がバカなせいか俺にはわかんないが、本当に日本語習いたかったらこのインターネッツで他人の日本語を見て、その書き方を真似ろ。日本人かどうかを見分け、人の日本語を添削する能力はお前にはないぜ?どうせ俺の文書を見て、「オマイじゃなくてオマエだよ、綴り誤ってる!」とかそんなようなつまらないこと思いながら俺のことをバカにしようとしてんだろ?笑わせんなボケ。おめえが死ぬほど尊敬する本物の日本人はね、必ずしも活用や助詞の使い方が正しいわけじゃないよ?まぁ、どうせ授業でしか日本語喋ったことないおまえみたいなガキが普通の日本人のカキコを解読することは不可能だと分かってるが、せめて添削はやめろよバカ。自分のためにさぁ。

日本語でおk。

以上、Anonymousに代わりましてVIPPERがお送りします。

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-02 12:51

>>70
わかってるよ。オレはあまり正しすぎでないけどここは「オホホホ日本語しゃべるぜ」ってアメリカ人だらけ。まちがえたら、そのやつは「あっ!間違えたぜ!!!!!クソ人」というからな。

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-02 18:59

>>36
He said:

"Eh...you can read honto in Japanese? Why can you respect yourself in your own language? Are you friends with that jerk?"

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-03 3:40

>>77

Your translation software sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-03 4:35

よ、綴り誤ってる!」とかそんなようなつまらないこと思いながら俺のことをバカにしようとしてんだろ?笑わせんなボケ。おめえが死ぬほど尊敬する本物の日本人はね、必ずしも活用や助詞の使い方が正しいわけじゃないよ?まぁ、どうせ授業でしか日本語喋ったことないおまえみたいなガキが普通の日本人のカキコを解読することは不可能だと分かってるが、せめて添削はやめろよバカ。自分のためにさぁ。

日本語でおk。

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Name: Anonymous 2006-12-03 4:37

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Name: Anonymous 2006-12-03 5:22

>>70
Anonymousは日本語の書き込みって正しすぎるなんて……。変なインターネツ読んでるらしいな、おまえ。

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-03 17:56

用あれてぃんきんっ行間sペアkじゃ派寝せウェll、部長間のt。祖十st主tうppレア背。I don't want to hear it!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-04 4:19

>>81
まあ…確かにそうだけど。文法は正しくはないが、教科書からコピペされたような話し方使ってる奴ムカつくんだよ。つーか、そんな奴に添削されるとな。

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-04 13:24

>>40
Google translates, "book"

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-04 13:32

>>55
What's a kikuza?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-04 19:22

主tてぇ府ckうp用府c金gじゃぱnふぁgsい’m祖父c金g死ck尾f用r語dだmんあにめぶllしt I don't want to hear it!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-04 19:23

>>86
あにめぶllしt

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-04 21:30

はい。。。。。

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-04 21:51

みんなは、俺と比べたら糞しかないですよ。

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-05 4:11

>>86
"Shut the fuck up you fucking Japan fags I'm so fucking sick of your god damn anime bullshit I don't want to hear it!"

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-05 5:14

               ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
              ( ´∀`) <  <I am table cat and I am speaking Japanese>
            /    |    \
           /       .|      ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
           / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
       __ |   .ノ | || |__
      .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
       _((_________\
        ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-05 12:31

>>85
anus

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-07 5:48

>>91

fail, the cat is obviously meowing in English

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-07 5:49

>>92
LOL... "lick my ass"....

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-07 7:51

>>93
               ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
              ( ´∀`) <  <lurk moar!>
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           / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
       __ |   .ノ | || |__
      .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
       _((_________\
        ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-07 15:11

actualmente soy un amante del nazi punk oi oi oi con toques sinfonicos

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-07 15:11

>>93
               ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
              ( ´

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-08 14:34

>>97

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-10 10:45

  ( ´∀`) < gato de mesa esta pasando un momrnto dificil de su vida

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