Let's learn finnish, bitches!

Lesson 1

Yo bitches, here's the vocab:

Nouns:

vittu = cunt
saatana = lit. satan, can mean "fuck!"
hinttari (or alternatively hintti) = faggot
homppeli = faggot (milder than hinttari)

Verbs:

nussia = to fuck (=have sex)
runkata = to wank
vetää käteen = to jack off

Adjectives:

haiseva = smelly
pornahtava (or pornografinen if u wanna be a fucking smart ass bitch) = pornographic

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Dialogue:

Make: Mitä jätkä?
Arto: Vedä käteen.
Make: Hä? Vittuiletsä mulle saatana??
Arto: Vittu hinttari, milt näyttää...
Make: Vittu sä kuolet ny!

In English:

Make: What's up?
Arto: Screw you.
Make: Huh? Are u fucking around with me??
Arto: Fuck, faggot, what does it look like...
Make: Fuck ur gonna die now!

To be continued...

Notes: The fuck you want? Go figure out the syntax and inflections urself, i'm outta here..

>>1
useless language
fixed

>>2
useless human
fixed

Great lesson, moar plez

>>3
useless finish
fixed

GRAMMAR TIME
fixed

>>1
Perkele, elä neekeröi tuolla tavalla!

YOU FORGOT GREATEST CURSE WORD EVER! PERKELE! .

runka > runkata

>>1

Good job, now teach me EVERYTHING about the Finnish language. :)

>>9
Let's not get impatient, now. Let's do it like normal. A new part every 2 months.

two monts? yea shure, you're not even Finnish

>>11 clearly doesn't get it.
Or anything else, for that matter. Especially English.

Hello..the original author here, bitches. sry, I've been ill lately so I haven't had time to do follow-up lessons. You'll get lesson 2, don't worry...you hooked Estonian sluts.

>>13
we lurve u

http://img64.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0screencap1975ib.jpg

Heh...that comic strip is great.

Missä on opettaja?... :(

>>17
We don't understand you. That's why we need lessons. :(

>>17
>>18
Sama ihminen.

>>13
Where are you, you cheap Finnish whore? :(

Teach us, olkaa hyvää!

mexi-chan says stfu and learn what sage means
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>>21

LESSON 2:

It's "olkaa hyvä", not "olkaa hyvää" which sounds like you're telling me to taste delicious...

Finnish is very complexx

That wasn't really lesson 2. It'll come later.

olkaa hyvää = taste delicious.
olkaa hyvä = some derogatory reference.
One letter's difference.

>>26

Well, olkaa hyvää doesn't literally mean "taste delicious", but it gives the impression.

>>26
Olkaa hyvä isn't derogatory, it means "please".

we dont kno that lol

Lesson 2: Minä rakastan neekereitä (I love niggers)

Derogatory racial terms for n00b bitches:

neekeri = nigger
nekru = nigger
mutakuono = nigger
vinosilmä = (lit. slant-eyes), of an Asian person
jutsku = Jew (non-derogatory term for a Jew is juutalainen)
ähläm sähläm = used of an Arabic person (compare: durka durka/dirka dirka)
ählämi = Arabic person

Nouns:

minä = I
apina = monkey
perkele = the holiest Finnish swearword
saatana = like perkele, this means satan
jeeveli = this is a loanword from Swedish "jävlä", although it is not as nearly as powerful as the two other words above and can be freely used in the presence of children

Verbs:

rakastaa = to love
oksentaa = to vomit

Adjectives:

paskainen = shitty
huorahtava = whore-like

And here's the dialogue for you nerdy asswipes:

Jake: Hei kato tota pikimustaa nekruu!
Kimi: Vittu voiks noin mustaa ihmist enää olla.
Jake: Vedetään tolta paskaselta apinalta aivot pihalle.

Jake (in English): Hey you! We need talk with yuu, OK?
Rodney: Yo homies what's up?
Kimi: This is up you filthy bastard!

(Kimi beats Rodney up with a wooden stick.)

Kimi: Vittu Suomi suomalaisille, mutakuono!
Jake: Toivottavasti toi nyt oppi et Suomes ei tollasii kaivata! Mee Ruotsiin!

Translation:

Jake: Hey look at that dark black nigger!
Kimi: Fuck can there even be such a dark person like that?
Jake: Let's beat the brains out of that filthy monkey.

Jake: Hey you! We need talk with yuu, OK?
Rodney: Yo homies what's up?
Kimi: This is up you filthy bastard!

(Kimi beats Rodney up with a wooden stick.)

Kimi: Fuck, Finland for Finns, nigger!
Jake: I hope he now learned that we don't need people like that in Finland! Go to Sweden!

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Next time: Lesson 3: Sun äitis tykkää insestist (Your mom likes incest)

That's all for now, bitches.

rock and roll halleluja?

>>31

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>>15
Nauroin :DD. (nauraa = to laugh, nauroin = I laughed)

finland is the language of the future

>>34

lolz, finnish sucks.
THE INTERNET HAS SPOKEN.

Every cuss word is a variation on Satan. Not exactly threatening.

WHO THE HELL GIVES A SHIT

THREAD OVER.

>>33
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>>34
LOL FINLAND IS A LANGUAGE.

>>39 no it's not

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