/lang/ - British English

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 13:06

Could we possibly have a British English thread? I'm sure its foreign to those Yanks.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 15:41

Quite possible indeed, old chap.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 15:45

its:rolleyes: pip pip

Name: Spotted Dick 2006-02-28 0:23

it's

English is English.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 2:11

i need some tea and crumpets and a new island to colonize...the sun always shines on the empire!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-01 8:39

the empire of the sun shall rule supreme!
mao zhu xi xiang tai yang zhao dao na li na li liang!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-01 9:51

COLOUR -- LLOL I SPEAKED ENGLISH LOLO

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-01 15:31

BUT HOW DO I SPAKE ENGLISH?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-01 15:38

>>5
how do i lost empire?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-01 15:39

the loo

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-01 23:22

This thread is all sixes and sevens.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-02 0:37

This is the austing powers and replace Os with OUs thread

fcking fail

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-02 0:40

flaming poofters innit?

this geezer is out~ its cos i's black yeah?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-02 1:03

>>13
omg ebonix?!??!?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-02 9:18 (sage)

>>14
oumg ebounix.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-05 7:13

So basically youre all a country full of James Bonds, Austin Powers's, Bridget Jones's, and Nazi-clad Princes?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-05 8:22

pip pip cheerio right-o chap, a bloody darby shine ya shoes guv'nah

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-05 19:11

>>16

And hooligans.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-05 21:22

>>1
you lost the war get over it

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-06 5:41

>>19
But we burned down your capital.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-06 6:00

The Canucks took credit for that one... Better set them straight then.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-06 14:04

this thread is a richard the third

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-06 19:39

I like set honey on my Lurpak.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-06 22:52

>>1
What do you want?
"Colour, labour, behaviour, arbour, cheque!"

z = zed

I'd go into detail on metric, but it's not so much British as it is everyting except American...

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-06 23:00

>>21
It's cool. Us Canucks are the ones who did it, but way back then, we were still British, so whichever one he meant he was right.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-06 23:07

Well, if it was the British troops that did it then say it was the British. Canada shouldn't take credit for it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-07 6:46

This thread is aboot Canadian hate now

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-07 7:59

>>5 i need some tea and crumpets and a new island to colonize...the sun always shines on the empire!

Colonise. Silly American.
>>24
We invented imperial, we adopted metric.

>>9
Ghandhi :(

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-07 11:45

It's spelled Gandhi.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-07 12:45

>>29
not in british english.

Name: Orangeman 2006-03-09 5:58

and irish!
dont forget the irish

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-09 7:42

>>31
actually, let's all forget all about them.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-10 9:24

Defence!!!!!!!

WHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You know it's right!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-10 16:09

>>33
that word is FUCKING UGLY.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-14 0:17

It is Soccer or Football?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-16 1:52 (sage)

>>35

No, it's sowwwwcar!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-17 12:02

>>36
football, nub

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-17 13:08

>>36
nub

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-18 1:28

saw-kar

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-18 5:15

>>39
nub

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-18 13:28

thou doth not speaketh true english, sodomite!
I shall smite thee!

WHAT IS THIS YON FAGGATORY? THOU ART GOD MODDING BEGONE!

Btw im from yorkshire, what about you other english fags?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 11:32

Not too far from you, County Durham

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 11:54

Sheffield!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-20 11:04

Southampton.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-21 10:23

trousers

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-21 16:55

>>45
pants lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-25 2:26

ALUMINIMINIMINUINUINIMINUUMINIMUMUMUNINUM

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-25 23:10

That's wizard.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-26 6:15

Harry potter

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-26 8:04

hi, i'm from mordor.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-27 1:14

British schoolchildren are required to bring rubbers to class.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-27 6:58

DO ME A FAVOUR AND ORGANISE THESE COLOURED AUBERGINES

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-27 9:10 (sage)

>>51
R-rubbers!?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-27 9:17

Erasers...

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-28 1:01

RUBBERS?!?!?!!?!?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-28 11:02

Harbour!11

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-28 12:39

HARBOL

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-28 12:42

Centre

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-28 13:12

Honni soit qui mal y pense

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-29 2:11

>>1

English >> American

We bastardized your language. For all these years, I am sorry for America.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-29 4:13

>>58
FTW

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 4:48 ID:qdeh8vlf

bollocks

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-04 8:37

>>15
ahh, I'm currently studying the language of the beaners on my own.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 0:43

We Americans suck.
Sorry for our existence.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 6:23

Americans should just relabel their language as "American". That way brits can't complain "Hurr mericans butchered our language"

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 16:32

>>65
asi es y los mexicanos deben de renombrar su lenguaje a Mexicano de esa manera los españoles no van a tener quejas acerca de "Hurr mexicanos destrozaron nuestro lenguaje"

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-07 22:40

>>66
ahh, I'm currently studying the language of the beaners on my own.

British English

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53 Name: Anonymous 2006-03-27 9:10 (sage)

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