OH FOR PETE'S SAKE MOOT
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 17:15
subj
2
Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 17:16
That feel when 4chan is down.
3
Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 17:17
>>2
I get this feel all the time.
4
Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 17:18
here we go again
5
Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 17:18
It was caused by some evil raven sacrifice ritual they were conducting on /x/
6
Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 17:18
FUCKING CLOUDFLARE
7
Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 17:18
Welp for the five of us that actually use 4Chan and just samefag in our respective threads... time to find something else to pass the time...
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 17:19
FUCKING GOD DAMMIT I NEED TO TELL OFF THIS SHITSTAIN PIZZA BOY MIGHT AS WELL SHIT THIS UP WITH SOME GREENTEXT
">implying you guys can greentext"
9
Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 17:21
Site's back up.
10
Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 17:22
LIES
11
Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 17:24
>>10
">implying I'm not browsing the fuck out of /v/ right this second"
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 17:26
>>11
welp, I'm still in shitty cloudfare-land
13
Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 17:27
As I can't browse /sp/, I'd like like to say DAT TOUCHDOWN
14
Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 17:29
>>13
Get the fuck out of here /sp/ trying to steal /a/ away from /v/ and ending up going to the winter ball with no one at all. Fucking pitiful.
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 17:30
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 17:31
/tv/ here. Down on the night of the Golden Globes?! FUCKING CLOUDFLARE.
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 17:32
>>16
Please stop being mean to CloudFlare. If you see the CloudFlare page, it's because
4chan is down.
Please...stop it...
;_;
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 17:33
>>17
Oh fuck you cloudflare-san, we know it's you who's behind this.
19
Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 17:35
>>18
Please don't hurt me Anon-sama! I try to mirror the page with my Always Online feature, but it doesn't always work.
I-I'm sorry...
20
Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 17:36
>>19
That's it, get on the floor. I'm rubbing my cum in your burn scars.
21
Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 18:02
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGGGGGHHHH
I FEEL LIKE PUNCHING THE NEXT PERSON I SEE IN THE FUCKING FACE
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 18:03
Usually 4chan being down has dick all to do with it, and it can often be 'fixed' by clearing your cookies. It's just that Cludflare is apparently incapable of keeping sites covered by it's always on bullshit accessible.
Not that the Always On bullshit is worth anything for a fucking discussion board
23
Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 18:05
moot fix the damn site or ill rape yo dog
24
Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 18:21
I believe the Mayans predicted this would happen.
25
Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 18:30
26
Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 18:52
27
Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 18:53
>>26
It's ironical because you didn't quote properly
!
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 19:00
that feel when your sneeze smashes your face into your knee...
29
Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 19:01
What the fuck is going on?
30
Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-15 19:02
I thought the servers were just upgraded a while ago? Ah wait though, wasn't the word "Dell" mentioned? Shit's gonna be down forever.
31
Name:
Anonymous Netizen
2012-01-16 1:22
>>28
I used to be a face like you, but then I smashed my head into my knee.
32
Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-16 1:43
33
Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-16 2:05
god i sure do hate black people
34
Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-16 2:08
Every time moot "upgrades" the servers, there's a shitload of downtime.
You'd think that he'd figure out how to keep 4chan up by now.
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-16 18:08
I'm so alone
36
Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-16 19:30
So when's it gonna be back? I've got the /d/urges on second week now..!
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-16 22:44
what is this i dont even
38
Name:
Anonymous
2012-01-21 22:05
4chan, come back :'(
39
Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-07 3:51
EVERYONE
>hidemyass.com
>enter
http://boards.4chan.org/b/
>click go
>???
>profit
problem solved.
40
Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-07 4:16
41
Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-07 4:47
this is only happening to a handful of people
the 4chan thread catalog finder is still updating meaning users are still using it somehow
42
Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-07 5:10
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-07 5:26
>>40
HTTP errors in the 500s mean it's a SERVER error...not ISP. The server is up, and it's the http service that's reporting a problem. That page is being served by the 4chan server itself....
So yeah...it's something directly under moot control, not cloudflare.
hth
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-07 6:54
GOD, I NEED TO POST BADLY. REALLY, REALLY BADLY.
45
Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-07 7:32
>that feel when 4chan is down and you don't have anything better to do
>that feel when you realise how low you've sunk
>that feel when you won't do anything about it tomorrow
Moot please, please I just need some small comfort :(
46
Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-07 7:46
420chan is fine. I might go and hang out there. Just needs donations to stay alive.
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Name:
Cogito Ergo Dubito
2012-02-07 7:55
OSX Server for years = no major problems other than port attacks by douchenozzles.
Switch to Microshaft Derper 2008 and the site explodes in a mess of failure and 503s.
Could it possibly be a coincidence??
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-07 8:07
Man, I feel so empty. C'mon, MOOT
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-07 9:46
>4chan down
>Look at gay porn on other imageboards.
Look at what you've done, Moot.
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Name:
moot
!Ep8pui8Vw2
2012-02-07 10:13
just do something else with your time while the problem is fixed.
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Name:
moot
!Ep8pui8Vw2
2012-02-07 10:14
and greentexting doesn't work on the textboards so stop trying.
52
Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-07 11:31
>>51
"greentexting doesn't work on the textboards so stop trying."
53
Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-07 12:17
FUCK YOU CLOUDFLARE YOU WORTHLESS COCK SUCKING MOTHERFUCKER CUM GUZZLING SHIT HEAD BASTARDS!! HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO DO YOUR DAMN JOB PROPERLY!?!
GET YOUR FUCKING BUGGY ASS PROGRAM OFF MY 4CHAN!!
YES I MAD!
54
Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-07 12:20
>testing greentext
55
Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-07 14:12
Getting the 503 service unavailable for boards, threads and images now, everything worked fine yesterday.
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-07 14:20
dat feel when you want to hear if some guy eventually got it on with his sister-in-law whose feet he was rubbing...
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-07 14:22
/s/ister-in-laws rule!
58
Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-07 14:30
<a href="/">html lawl</a>
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-07 17:21
fuck this
61
Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-07 17:32
post ending in 61 is a faggot.
inb4 op is a faggot
trololololol
62
Name:
Cloudflake Cockblocker
2012-02-07 18:28
The Cloudflake issues are spreading. If it's not related to 4chan, then m00t needs to dump Cloudflake. If it IS due to 4chan, then Cloudflake needs to dump 4chan. Either way... BREAKUP TIEM!
63
Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-07 19:48
so should we materialize at 420chan, 7chan, or ñchan?
64
Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-07 21:19
How else am I going to pretend to do important computer shit?
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-07 21:37
/v/irgin here. I could be reveling in the last bit of glory after the Tribes match right now.
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-07 21:44
420chan is shit chan now.
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-10 21:18
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-21 13:35
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-21 13:36
71
Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-24 5:32
Fuck cock shit how am I supposed to complain about video games now
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-02-24 5:35
>>71
I know, right?
Even the images seem to work, just the boards aren't
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-20 13:38
<text color=green> inb4 not doin it rite </text>