Name: Anonymous 2010-09-14 2:52
The mighty internet behemoth finally fell. A million pasty faces, disoriented and confused, begin to emerge one by one from basements around the world. As they blink in the blinding glare of a strange fiery orb they ask themselves "is this the real life? is this just fantasy?".
Wandering the streets now, their neckbeards glistening with morning dew, and mountain dew, our bewildered anons emerge into this strange new world.
"LOL check my doubles" yells one, he looks but he cannot find them. A strange beast walks past, it looks like a woman, but it is in 3 dimensions and it can move without loading first. "TITS OR GTFO" yells one anon. As more learn to speak without keyboard they begin to communicate "YOU RAFF YOU ROOSE" "HOOKUP THREAD 22, M, WASHINGTON" "THIS THREAD IS CANCER". A few try posting with their throats some copypasta into the air but nothing happens.
In time the world adjusts to these strange visitors. They're an odd sort, each one calls himself an "oldfag" and all others "newfags" or "trolls". Unable to attract human mates they begin to die off.
Though now long extinct we continue to remember them and the strange wisdoms they left behind. And so to honour their memory let us write out the sacred memes then blast them with piss.
Wandering the streets now, their neckbeards glistening with morning dew, and mountain dew, our bewildered anons emerge into this strange new world.
"LOL check my doubles" yells one, he looks but he cannot find them. A strange beast walks past, it looks like a woman, but it is in 3 dimensions and it can move without loading first. "TITS OR GTFO" yells one anon. As more learn to speak without keyboard they begin to communicate "YOU RAFF YOU ROOSE" "HOOKUP THREAD 22, M, WASHINGTON" "THIS THREAD IS CANCER". A few try posting with their throats some copypasta into the air but nothing happens.
In time the world adjusts to these strange visitors. They're an odd sort, each one calls himself an "oldfag" and all others "newfags" or "trolls". Unable to attract human mates they begin to die off.
Though now long extinct we continue to remember them and the strange wisdoms they left behind. And so to honour their memory let us write out the sacred memes then blast them with piss.