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GREETINGS, I COME FROM THE FUTURE
AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT IT IS NOT A PRETTY ONE
YOU LIKE THIS WEBSITE? YOU ENJOY SHITPOSTING LIKE A GODDAMN FAGGOT OR SIMPLY LOVE THE ANIMOSITY ANONYMITY BRINGS FOR BOTH PARTIES INVOLVED IN YOUR DAILY DOSE OF SHITFLINGING WITH SOME JACKASS FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GLOBE? FIND IT ENTERTAINING, HUH?!
THEN I FUCKING TELL YOU, STOP BEING A LAZYASS AND DON'T ASSUME YOUR LIFE WILL GO ALRIGHT, BECAUSE IT FUCKING WON'T
LOOK AT HOW THAT PHILOSOPHY HAS YOU NOW, A PATHETIC, SOCIALLY AWKWARD SHUT-IN WITH MORE TIRES (OF FAT) THAN A FUCKING TRUCK
AND YOU WILL LOSE WHAT LITTLE FULFILLS YOUR PATHETIC LIFE NOW; ARGUING WITH COMPLETE STRANGERS MIGHT BE THE LATEST THING TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING
HAVE SOME FAGGOT PLAYING LEEJUN GET BANNED FROM YOUR ISP A THOUSAND TIMES AND YOU, TOO, WILL SUFFER THE SUFFOCATING PAIN AND POWERLESSNESS OF NOT BEING ABLE TO FUCKING REPLY TO THAT COMPLETE DICKHEAD THAT'S TOTALLY FUCKING WRONG
FOR MONTHS
FOR YEARS
AND ULTIMATELY, YOU, DEVOID OF ALL LITTLE JOY YOU COULD POSSIBLY HAVE, WILL BECOME A FUCKING NORMALFAG AND SOMEONE IN LIFE
DO YOU WANT THAT? NO? THEN FUCKING HELP YOUR BRETHREN AND YOUR FUTURE SELF TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
LET US BITCH, MOAN AND CRY LIKE MANCHILDREN TO GET OUR LUXURY TO POST BACK (BECAUSE APPARENTLY THE FREE USE OF A WEBSITE ISN'T A GODDAMN RIGHT ACCORDING TO THE DRACONIAN FAGGOTS THAT RUN IT)
THAT IS ALL, HAVE A GOOD FUCKING NIGHT WHILE YOU CAN, GENTLEMEN
I suppose it can use a bit of editing, but otherwise I think that'd suffice. And before someone points it out: yes, it's totally, absolutely a projection of my status quo.