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MySQL database error

Name: aw no man 2009-01-04 22:54

MySQL database error every time I try to post in r9k.

halp me

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 10:34

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 10:35

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 10:35

>sadfsadfsadf

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-29 10:36

>>sadfasdfa

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-26 6:28

halp i am having this same problem but 3 years later

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-26 11:40

HAHAHAHAHAHA, NO GO F*CK YOUR SELF

Name: wtusa.ro 2012-02-26 15:09

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-16 11:53

HELP IM GETTING THIS PROBLEM BUT ANOTHER YEAR LATER

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-16 12:27

mfw this problem is around for 4+ years

lawd pls help us

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-16 14:07

Fuck this shit, I have this problem!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-16 18:30

The only solution is to KILL YOURSELF!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-07 10:56

And again...

FUCK YOU, MOOT!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-07 10:58

HA HA THE SQUIRREL PROBLEM IS BACK

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-07 11:05

FUCK EVERYTHING

Name: Anonymouse 2013-08-07 11:10

What is this, goddamnit? I was in the middle of a fucking conversation...

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-07 11:19

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-07 11:20

ugh ffs. why the fuck is this happening

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:00

Help imam getting this proble yet another year later

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:10

it's happening

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:13

le chins r broke agen huehuhue

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:21

>mfw i googled this issue and scrolled down this thread and just noticed todays date and litterally minutes ago, also Moot just tweeted about 18 hours ago with some "MUH NEW BETTER HOSTING OPCHUNS xD" fucking jewish bullshit

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:24

fuck it

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:24

>mfw same as above
FUCKING MOOTFAG

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:26

Hey, I'm kind of have that problem too... Anyone know what it means?

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:30

Its a database error anon. Prolly because he changed something, he messed up. We should all get our common factors straight. Im running chrome, w7, tried to post on /g/ and couldnt start a thread.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:32

yeah he changed to his new "muh cookieless hosting"

>SO MUCH SAVINGS

http://chrishateswriting.com/post/68794699432/small-things-add-up

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:32

Ohh good I'm not the only one that moot faggot fucked over tonight and right in the middle of a good conversation

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:35

>>26
I'm on android using chrome and I have tried posting to b g and r9k not only can I not post but I can't see any different content

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:35

Oh, I see other people are having the same problem?
nice one moot, fucking queer.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:36

Well what now

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:36

Yurop here. Same issue.
Googled the issue and this thread came up. Guess I'm not the only one.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:38

Ausfag here.
Guess I'm not alone.
Can I get a "fuck you Moot"?

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:39

FUCK YOU MOOT

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:40

Fucking christ, this is obviously a conspiracy.

It's happening guys.

Pack your tin foil hats/fedoras, and let's hijack reddit and make 5chan.

*tips fedora*

[jimmies internally]

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:40

it's a server-side issue you mongs

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:41

Maybe he's just doing this to show his immense power over us?

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:43

I have 3 dynamite replies backed up, and now I'm panicking that I'll never get to post them. Fuck you moot, you're cramping my shitposting.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:44

It's OK anon, we all feel the same.
we'll all be ok..I hope.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:47

Hi all,

Chris Poole AKA Moot here.

Basically, I just sold 4chan to the NSA (Nice Safe Association), and so a new databse had to be created.

You won't be able to access 4chen any more unless you delete system 32.

That is all,

Mewt.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:50

Dear Mootykins.
I deleted system 32 but all that happened was a picture of you being an enormous faggot popped up.
Any tips?
Love,
Anon.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:51

Dear Anony Moas (weird name man lol xD)

pls define fagot

cheers,

moat

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:54

Dear Mute

Faggot is define as man who enjoy dick of other man.
another definition is you.

much love,

Ananymus

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:57

GOOD NEWS GUYS ACCORDING TO 4CHAN STATUS EVERYTHING IS A-OKAY NOTHING TO SEE HERE MAYBE TURN OFF YOUR ROUTER FOR 10 SECONDS AN THEN PLUG IT BACK IN THANKS FOR CALLING TECH SUPPORT PLEASE STAY ON THE LINE FOR THIS SHORT SURVEY OF MY ASSISTANCE TODAY xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:57

fuck this

Name: Mootenberg 2013-12-03 8:01

What's going on goys?

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:05

Moot pressed the wrong fucking button fapping to gay porn and broke 4chen so we're just chilling, waiting for him to fix it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:07

I can't start a topic on /a/
Firefox 25.0.1; Windows 8.1

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:07

how ironic that theres literally no GOOD threads on /b/ during this time, then again the mods would then be having a shit fit and working faster to fix this

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:08

Welcome to the club buddy, the whole server is down or some shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:11

error here too

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:12

wtf did another kid actually kill himself? lol i bet the feds shut down the site

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:15

Kid commits suicide
feds shut down 4chan
4chan users commit mass suicide
all over news
world feels bad
???
profit

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:17

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:18

>>52
He attempted to, but apparently he survived. I hope he makes a good recovery.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:19

I wish I could say I legitimately gave a fuck if some kid an heroed, but I don't.

I just want my fucking /b/ back.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:20

>>56
almost 2 hours now

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:20

>>55 im talking about the thread from today >>54

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:22

I get the sneaking suspicion it's not coming back online before I have to go to bed, work tomorrow and all that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:22

>>59
Don't lose sleep over 4chan. Never a good idea.
Ha, who am I kidding.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:25

what the fuck is this shit, i just wanted to post my minimalistic OC in /w/ =^( le sad nose man

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:27

who /g/ here

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:30

Shit thought i was the only one
moot what did you do ?

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:31

>/g/
>probably doesnt have a 780 Ti

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:32

I CAN'T RESPOND TO A FAGGOT TO TELL HIM HE'S A FAGGOT!


SEND HELP!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:33

let us pray to doge, doge will fix.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:34

much faith
such hope

wow

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:35

crawling in my skin
these wounds they will no heal.

haven't called someone a faggot in nearly 2 hours now
losing control of my life
gais help

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:38

If I see this fucking Betty Flores thread one more time I'm going to commit suicide. swear on me mums life.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:40

>11:40 pm
 >4chan has been down for a long time now
 >currently watching a gecko on my wall
 >wtf have I done with my life

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:45

>gecko on the wall

where in florida u at brah

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:45

>>64
you're right, I don't
I have dual 680s

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:46

>>71
I'm actually in 'straya, man.
Little bastards got in from Asia and are everywhere now.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:47

FUCK, WHY IS IT HAPPENING? HOLY SHIT, MOOT, YOU LITTLE BITCH. I AM GOING TO PERSONALLY HUNT YOU DOWN AND PENETRATE MY DICK WITH YOUR ASS.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:48

Who wants to send Moot a package full of anthrax?

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:52

But then 4chin would be dead forever

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:52

>>75
I'd rather watch as he dies slowly of AIDS and cancer.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:53

Are all you edgy, meme-spewing faggots from /b/?

Are there any people here from boards which don't suck?

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:53

>>77
Ok, let's go with this one.
Anyone got any AIDS infected blood we can send to him?

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:54

>>78
I use /mlp/ a bit too.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:54

It's funny.. You never know how much you loved something until you loose it...

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:54

>>78
/vg/ XCOM here.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:55

>>78
>boards which don't suck
>4chan

/a/ and /vg/ here

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:56

>>81
Yeah I know.  Been sat here for last 2.5 hours doing nothing but refreshing /b/ every two minutes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:57

Well, as far as I'm concerned, at this current point "she's dead Jim" so I'm going to bed, later bros.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:57

>>78
/ic/ resident reporting inn!

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:57

>>79
>implying moot doesn't already have the AIDS, as the ultimate originator of all AIDS infections on the planet Earth

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 8:59

>>78
Typically only go to /v/ and /k/ but am in the middle of an argument about Thai politics in a thread on /pol/. No, going to /pol/ does not automatically make you a neo-Nazi.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 9:02

welp guess its back to /chlomo/ till then

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 9:02

>>78

I browse /d/ and /tg/, what a combination, right?

>/pol/

Boards are corrupting, man, don't do it! I know from experience with /d/ . . .

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 9:03

>>78 i cum from /s4s/ =^) let us rejoyce as doge fixes 4chun-lee

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 9:04

>>89
oh lord, which chlofag are you.
I'm the guy who posts butter knives.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 9:06

>>90
It's easy to ignore all the shitposting on /pol/ because much it so blatantly flawed from the most fundamental of ethical perspectives. In amongst the horseshit flowing down the front page, there are occasional insightful, worldview-expanding discussions.

It's a lot harder, on the other hand, to ignore a 12-inch-long futa dick bursting out of your computer screen into your ocular cavities.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 9:06

Moot must be dead
status still says everything is a ok

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 9:07

>>93
>because much it so
Fuck, my brain cells.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 9:08

>>94
Of course everything is A-OK for moot. All of your page refreshes are giving the site more and more hits, generating exponential ad revenue and showering moot in your shekels.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 9:14

>>96
/pol/ was right again

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 9:14

>yfw this happens right after the 4chan pass sale ends

>jewmerchant.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 9:18

13 year old kid streaming gta 5 on twitch,lets do this

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 9:19

MySQL database error

can't post on /tg/

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 9:19

can't post /e/

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 9:20

Same problem here.

captcha: years Presouv

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 9:21

/mczgamer for the twitch kid

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 9:23

fixed

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 9:23

no boards are postable or updateable
4chan at this time is completely offline for interaction
fuckmoot

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 9:24

FIXED HERE

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 9:25

and we're back on

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 9:26

Fixed.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 9:27

broken again

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 9:29

fixed again

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 16:32

triples

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-05 13:14

test; mysql error on /a/

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-05 14:50

Muh lack of ability to post in /b/

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-05 15:46

all boards are effected. not getting the MySQL now but posting is very limited. seems as though only two new threads can be opened at any one time. eventually the thread 404's for whatever reason.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-05 16:52

/b/ seems to be working now. for how long? only time will tell.

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