Why the hell do I keep getting this in /b/ when I go to post certain pasta? I don't think there are any weird characters or anything... and it's under the 2000 character limit.
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Anonymous2007-08-13 4:55 ID:YKOgfQyE
Because you can't go DESU DESU DESU.
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Anonymous2007-08-13 6:38 ID:E1unqt4J
No, I'm not desu spamming. One of them is pretty obscure copipe, so I can't imagine it's actually being filtered (not to mention the fact that other very common and annoying ones get through just fine).
Seriously, I've never had this happen before. I've even posted the exact same copypasta before and it's never done it to me. I pretty much ignored /b/ for a month or two and when I came back, pasta in hand, it just started doing this.
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Anonymous2007-08-13 19:04 ID:YR+xLLdh
>>5
I have the same problem with /v/. I came back after a month and I get abnormal reply. I can only post via a proxy. Does anybody have a solution to this. I'm 100% sure I'm not banned so what's the reason?
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Anonymous2007-08-13 23:51 ID:E1unqt4J
"Does master want Suiseiseki to give him a footrub-desu?" she purred.
"No thank you," I said. "I'm rather tired. You should retire to your box."
"But master-sama, Suiseiseki doesn't like her box-desu! I want to sleep in master-sama's bed-desu!"
"Not tonight. You'll do as you're told."
"Why doesn't master-sama have real girls in his bed?"
"What?!"
"Is master-sama's penis too small for real girls?"
"Why aren't you saying desu?"
"Does he have to use dolls instead?"
"SAY DESU! SUISEISEKI FINISHES HER SENTENCES WITH DESU!"
"Master-sama showed Suiseiseki his penis once."
"DESU! MASTER-SAMA SHOWED SUISEISEKI HIS PENIS ONCE DESU!"
"It was too small even for dolls."
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT SUISEISEKI!"
With my right hand I snatched a pair of scissors from my desk and mashed them continually into her face. Her little body was smashed into kindling but I did not stop. Until her screams began to sound a bit like my voice, and I remembered that dolls did not scream, and they did not bleed. Suddenly there was feeling in my left hand for the first time in weeks. I lifted it out of the doll's wreckage, covered in splinters and dripping from scissored wounds. How long had my hand been inside there? How long had I been inside here, alone in my one-room apartment, talking to myself, going mad?
The bolt scraped rust from the latch as I stepped outside. My eyes hurt, god the horizon ... it was a deal larger than 19 inches diagonally. But after five steps my breath quickened and my chest tightened and I turned back. Enough for today. Tomorrow I would try for six. A distant memory told me that when I reached two hundred and eighty, I would make it to the bus stop. And then I'd be free of this apartment, of this prison. And then there'd be nowhere in the world I couldn't go.
Least of all the refunds counter at Moemart in Akihabara. For fuck's sake. Suiseiseki finishes her sentences with desu.
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Anonymous2007-08-13 23:52 ID:E1unqt4J
Hah! Well, it worked here... not sure what the futaba script's problem is.
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Anonymous2007-08-15 17:44 ID:mRxypIsM
>>8
I'm pretty sure that's a board specific problem. I'm >>6 and as I was saying, I can't post on /v/ and I'm not trying to spam copypasta. It doesn't matter what I post it always ends with a Abnormal Reply error. I'm really loosing my patience because posting though proxies is pig disgusting!