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Error: Abnormal reply.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-13 1:13 ID:pwmP5nYm

Why the hell do I keep getting this in /b/ when I go to post certain pasta? I don't think there are any weird characters or anything... and it's under the 2000 character limit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-13 4:55 ID:YKOgfQyE

Because you can't go DESU DESU DESU.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-13 6:38 ID:E1unqt4J

No, I'm not desu spamming. One of them is pretty obscure copipe, so I can't imagine it's actually being filtered (not to mention the fact that other very common and annoying ones get through just fine).

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-13 7:58 ID:nDXVmdUt

You're abnormal.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-13 18:34 ID:E1unqt4J

>>4
NO U

Seriously, I've never had this happen before. I've even posted the exact same copypasta before and it's never done it to me. I pretty much ignored /b/ for a month or two and when I came back, pasta in hand, it just started doing this.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-13 19:04 ID:YR+xLLdh

>>5
I have the same problem with /v/. I came back after a month and I get abnormal reply. I can only post via a proxy. Does anybody have a solution to this. I'm 100% sure I'm not banned so what's the reason?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-13 23:51 ID:E1unqt4J

"Does master want Suiseiseki to give him a footrub-desu?" she purred.

"No thank you," I said. "I'm rather tired. You should retire to your box."

"But master-sama, Suiseiseki doesn't like her box-desu! I want to sleep in master-sama's bed-desu!"

"Not tonight. You'll do as you're told."

"Why doesn't master-sama have real girls in his bed?"

"What?!"

"Is master-sama's penis too small for real girls?"

"Why aren't you saying desu?"

"Does he have to use dolls instead?"

"SAY DESU! SUISEISEKI FINISHES HER SENTENCES WITH DESU!"

"Master-sama showed Suiseiseki his penis once."

"DESU! MASTER-SAMA SHOWED SUISEISEKI HIS PENIS ONCE DESU!"

"It was too small even for dolls."

"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT SUISEISEKI!"


With my right hand I snatched a pair of scissors from my desk and mashed them continually into her face. Her little body was smashed into kindling but I did not stop. Until her screams began to sound a bit like my voice, and I remembered that dolls did not scream, and they did not bleed. Suddenly there was feeling in my left hand for the first time in weeks. I lifted it out of the doll's wreckage, covered in splinters and dripping from scissored wounds. How long had my hand been inside there? How long had I been inside here, alone in my one-room apartment, talking to myself, going mad?


The bolt scraped rust from the latch as I stepped outside. My eyes hurt, god the horizon ... it was a deal larger than 19 inches diagonally. But after five steps my breath quickened and my chest tightened and I turned back. Enough for today. Tomorrow I would try for six. A distant memory told me that when I reached two hundred and eighty, I would make it to the bus stop. And then I'd be free of this apartment, of this prison. And then there'd be nowhere in the world I couldn't go.


Least of all the refunds counter at Moemart in Akihabara. For fuck's sake. Suiseiseki finishes her sentences with desu.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-13 23:52 ID:E1unqt4J

Hah! Well, it worked here... not sure what the futaba script's problem is.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-15 17:44 ID:mRxypIsM

>>8
I'm pretty sure that's a board specific problem. I'm >>6 and as I was saying, I can't post on /v/ and I'm not trying to spam copypasta. It doesn't matter what I post it always ends with a Abnormal Reply error. I'm really loosing my patience because posting though proxies is pig disgusting!

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