SHERMAN'S LAGOON BY JIM TOOMEY
Sherman : "KAHUNA, I SEEK YOUR WISE COUNSEL."
Kahuna : "KAHUNA LISTENING."
Sherman : "I FEAR I'VE BECOME LAZY AND SET IN MY WAYS."
Kahuna : "YOU ARE LAZY AND SET IN YOUR WAYS."
Sherman : "WELL...SHOULDN'T I TRY TO IMPROVE?"
Kahuna : "IT'S WORKING FOR YOU. WHY MESS WITH IT?"
Sherman : "THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TO HEAR FROM A WISE AND ALL-KNOWING TIKI GOD.
UNLESS... UNLESS YOU AREN'T A WISE AND ALL-KNOWING TIKI GOD AFTER ALL.
MAYBE I'M IMAGINING THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION. MAYBE YOU'RE REALLY JUST A LIFELESS STONE CARVING.
EVERYTHING YOU SAY SOUNDS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE SOMETHING I WOULD SAY TO MYSELF!"
Kahuna : "IT'LL ALL SEEM BETTER AFTER BOWL OF ICE CREAM."
Sherman : "YOU'RE RIGHT."
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