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4Chan is doomed?

Name: THE LAW 2007-03-17 2:56 ID:cUiwsmYt

I am not a practising lawyer (yet), but I work for a law firm.  Take my advice m00t, you are in big shit.
Now we all know you won't be held criminally liable for someone posting captain planet on /b/ or elsewhere making you feel invincible, but have you really thought of the civil liability.
If someone underage b& on /b/ posts stuff of their own accord, you MIGHT be able to argue against it (good luck persuading a jury full of non-legal retards).  But based on cases we have recently been working on, if /b/ manages to egg some underage person into posting sexual/nude pics of themselves, regardless of your or their knowledge of their age, you could be sued into the ground by said camwhores parents for creating the oppontunity for it to happen (facilitation).  Take my advice m00t and crackdown on some the shit going on in /b/ otherwise it will get worse before it gets better.  Since /b/ is basically a stomping ground for pedos these days you won't be able to argue you couldn't have seen it coming.  Good luck m00t.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 3:16 ID:UhBSzpjI

FREE MOOT

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 3:36 ID:Heaven

You are a moron.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 3:38 ID:7G4coj4l

i'm only waiting for the day that /b/ will implode. it will be epic.

Name: sage 2007-03-17 5:22 ID:kCRujmlU

Lawyer in our 4chan? No wei.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 9:13 ID:zwjhnrV7

Hello what is this internet

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 0:10 ID:NfyR3M0n

i think op got egged into showing his pen0rz or her vag00

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 4:57 ID:bDVdXZYq

you informed us very early on that you are, in fact, not a lawyer.  You only work in a firm.  Are you a legal assistant? assistand to the field attorney, or just a free-lance scrub paralegal?

I'm asking all of this, because it appears that you are, and have been,committing a slew of felonies known as The Unauthorized Practice of Law.

Giving/recommending legal advice to 4chan is one of the clear restrictions that only bar certified individuals may do.  Paralegals can do this _only_ if they are working under the direct supervision of a board certified lawyer.  And then with that criteria, you must also understand that giving that kind of legal advice, leading to or recommending that an action be done can only be done in your capacity after receiving permission to communicat the information from your supervisor (lawyer you work for).

Here is where you are in big big trouble little man.  I'm talking about shit-covered mancawk trouble:  The OP gives legal advice clearly stating knowledge of potential litigation and relevant information concerning the owner(s) of 4chan. 

What law firm are you with?  Do they know that m00t is now on their list of clients?  Legally, you just established an attorney client relationship.  You were not authorized to do this, seeing as you are not a lawyer.

"Unauthorized Practice of Law- (2)  advises any person as to the person's rights and the advisability of making claims for personal injuries or property damages;"

Although there is one safe exception which you unfortunately failed to include...

"I am not a lawyer. I am only a legal assistant. I can only tell you facts pertaining to the situation, but not opinions regarding the likely outcome.  Please seek out the services that only a board-certified attorney can do for you."

Name: ee™ 2007-03-18 8:07 ID:haG+ANHq

>>1
8 pwned ya. :)

Name: THE LAW 2007-03-18 8:36 ID:FRTGAoEk

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

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