I filed a restraining order on him yesterday, he came early in the following morning charging mad at me with a machete, and I stabbed him in the gut. He was declared dead 5 minutes later.
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I bought a concrete chicken in Heidelberg once, but I had the cash. What is it with Heidelberg and chickens? Big, enormous statues of chickens. I have no idea.
>>9 You're disregarding the possibility of married couples who share a birth date and time, which would make either (or both) the number of partners older or younger than their spouse less than 50%.