A taste of reddit ;)

/v/ sucks now, time for reddit ;D

>>1
sucks 10 times more

For the longest time you were just that sad little annoying person on 4chan who is always trying to hang out with me. You have liked me for YEARS since you were a sad little mentally retarded kid at the apartments. I have never liked you ever and all your attempts to go out with me have made me want to throw up in the past. I have actually gagged at the thought of going on a date with you. Gagged. I have been dating my fiance for 4 years now and the entire time you have been making these really pathetic attempts to flirt or get at me, probably jerking off by yourself since no girl would want to fuck you unless she was as ugly and retarded as your family is. You are an unpleasant bug splatter under my heel, an ugly stain on the shirt of life, and have a face only a mother could love provided she was blind. You are too stupid to understand that I have a man and don't need a retard in a padded helmet. I just got tired of seeing your constant limp-dicked attempt at hanging out with me. Please do me a favor and leave me and my fiance alone. You hated him just because I was with him and never gave you the time of day. Please do me a favor, tonight when you are thinking about what happened now and tending to your emotional wounds, picking up the broken pieces of what little confidence you don't have, picture me with my fiance and please use your imagination. Its as close to having me as you will ever get. Have a horrible day and die, Cunt."

>>3
damn SFBE

**YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE TOP LEL OF COMEDY GOLD** POST THIS IS 3 threads or lose your sides!
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TOPKEK the bacon

This is the first time I've felt euphoric while posting on /games/.