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I love you God. I've done so much for you. Where are those virgins you promised me? Have they practiced their hand-job skills? I understand if you need them to apply their skill on you for practice. If they can tug you to orgasm than I know I'm going to enjoy them even more-so when they get to my puny, mortal dick.
Thank you in advance, Great Green Arkleseizure of Zark.
Thou camest from high above.
Thou sneezed,
From out thy nostrils,
A gift of boundless love.
The Universe around us
Emergeth from thy Nose.
Now we await,
With eager expectation,
Thy handkerchief,
To bring us back to Thee.
We lift our noses,
Clogged and unblown,
In reverence to You.
Send the Handkerchief, O Blessed One,
So that It may wipe us clean.
We ask this, and all things
In Thy precious and alliterative Name,
Achoo!
Bless you.