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If I were Gallegher...

Name: >:( 2012-12-10 15:52

And I smashed 4ct, his remains would look no different from smashed watermelon.

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-12-10 16:12

If you were Noel Gallagher, you still be a hick-talking retard.

You got something against watermelons, you're face look like a watermelon! Fatty.

Name: >:( 2012-12-10 17:06

>>2 You rampantly abuse bath salts to come after me like this.  Soon you'll be cutting the veins off innocents, and afterward you'll smear their blood on a back alley wall with the words "SFBE SUX!!"

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-12-10 17:27

>>3
Let me guess, you tried to create a new thread, but kept getting  rampantly stupidity from your keyboard, read the error message? SFBE has no cock.

Name: >:( 2012-12-10 23:32

Alright, forget the sledgehammer... bring on the wrecking ball!!!

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-12-11 18:46

you forgot to quote the MOVIE, and the ACTOR that said this dialogue.

Name: >:( 2012-12-11 20:35

>>6 Uh hello?  They cancelled Mad Max 4!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-11 21:01

what SFBE mean is IF ONLY I WAS A GIRL.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-11 21:05

Soon you too will walk closer together, seering with rage, your fists up to deflect blows and indimidate. You draw closer, he slaps you and you slap him. "I hate you" you say... he says the same back. Then there's a moment of silence, a calm before the storm. He pulls you in, you moan out of pain and deeply suppressed pleasure as hebpulls your hair. He shoves his tounge into your mouth and you interlock as one. His hand slips into your shirt, rubbing your rock hard chest and down to your pulsing phallus. He gently carresses your balls as 2 fingers twiddle with your head. You can't take it anymore, you need him inside you. He bends you over, and shoves his meaty sweaty cock into your hairy asshole. He proceeds to rape you for the next six hours before leaving you and your bloody asshole in the alleyway. Tears stream down your face with the heavy rain. You place down your controller, and cry for him and you and your hairy butthole, as you have just lost the game.

Name: >:( 2012-12-15 21:21

>>9 When writing these poorly written SFBE fanfics, do you get your inspiration from the porn videos stashed on your hard drive?  Or perhaps 50 Shades of Gray?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 9:15

>>10 50 Shits of Halo

Name: >:( 2012-12-16 15:07

>>11 = The feeling of self-satisfaction a troll gets out of writing nothing but shitty replies to what he believes are shitty replies to his own shitty posts.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 15:08

>>12 NgghggffhhNGGAAAAHHH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-12-16 17:34

>>12
You got somekind of temporal paradox going on inside your head there son, grab a gun and kill some kids.

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