MOOT IS DELETING /v/

MOOT IS DELETING /v/, PREPARE FOR THE END.

I don't feel like sleeping but I want to sleep, wut do?

>>573
One question, first: how does it feel to be cummed inside? It's like having a hot liquid up your ass? Because that looks uncomfortable.


If it's cool, then yes. Yes to everything. But I'll buttfuck her more than letting her buttfuck me. The same with sucking her cock -she wants to be a girl after all, so sucking her cock would remind her that in fact she still has a cock... So it's a great excuse-. But I would not spit. No homo

>>596
I laid on my back once and put my legs in the air and came all over my face.
Got in my fucking eye and stung like shit so I had to have a shower.
It stung for the rest of the day.

>>603
HAHA, OH WOW.

>>604
I still don't know why i did it

Goddamnit Moot, do you see what happens when there isn't /v/? They start talking about suckin dick!

>>606
and cumming on your own face.

but man I stuck a sharpie up my ass once

never doing that again

>>605
because it's hot?


You became a pirate for a day!

why is /b/ and /v/ down??

my fav flav dik is choco it lasts a long time how bout u guise?

>>591
Come peep dis shit guys this nigga's drawin a dragon.

So what do you guys think: Friends or Seinfeld?

>>612
I never watched Seinfeld, but I like Friends.

>>612
SEINFELD

Friends is cool, but too family friendly... you know, full of love and friendship is magic and all that shit that like with Modern Family, makes every episode end in that way of "Well, after all, they're still FRIENDS"


Seinfeld is different. And also, THERE'S NO DRAMA. JUST COMEDY GOLD

>>614
What's wrong with drama? Drama is an important pillar of storytelling. Seinfeld could use a little drama from time to time, it could possibly enhance the gravity of the jokes. You know, make it funnier through context kinda like how Scrubs did when it wasn't being depressing or preachy.

>>612
Friends

>>612

Seinfeld all the way, that shit is actually funny and they got constanza

Its been fun, had some great times with you gents


[spoilers]Bang[/spoilers]

>>608
Pirates do that?

>>607
I was into fapping with stuff up my ass once (not gay btw) But I stopped after I went to far.
>I was in the shower
>Felt like fapping
>Looked around for something to put up my butt
>Couldn't see anything around but then I had the brilliant Idea to use the shower head
>Oh god this feels brilliant, I found the new way to fap,this is awesome
>cum buckets
>Feel sort of strange
>Need to use the toilet
>Notice my stomach is swelled the fuck out with the gallons of water I had squirted up my ass
>It isn't a problem, it will just be like diarrhea
>Start to shit
>A jet of shitty water squirts out of my ass with the power of a  pressure washer, hitting the water and bowl and spraying back up at my ass
>it still feels warm
>Feel physically sick, not sure from what, maybe the disgusting smell, maybe the fact shit way spraying over me from the bowl and caking my ass and legs in it, maybe because of all the water inside of me, or maybe just with the realization of what I had just done
>I sat on that toilet for like an hour

And that's when I stopped inserting stuff into my anus

>>615
What is wrong is that when you play with drama you take the risk of making something too dramatic. There are no half measures in this kind of things.

Seinfeld -Larry David and the producers- decided to just forget the drama and make something much more funny, satirical, rather than using the drama. Rather than making the characters too likeable in the normalfag way (it's just a way of talking, nothing else, don't worry)

We love unlikeable characters. But making them too human (House, for example) just makes them too bland by the end

Go to /vp/
Laugh at the RP

>>620
I think we all learned something here today.

I love you /v/, rest in pieces ;_;

>>620
I never was a big fan of the idea of stuffing things up my ass. Well, Sometimes it insert one finger up my ass, covered with some higienic paper, you know to make it more higienical. I like it. I just move the finger and so... Carefully, you know?

But I would never come to stuff in my ass such big things!

>>624
We're still here, idiot. You can still talk to us. Hell you're talking to me right now.

>>620
Well I'm glad you came out clean atleast

Excuse me , i have been gone 1 fucking day and now i come back to witness a shitstorm.
Can someone explain to me what happened ?

>>626
RIP IN PECS SWEAT PRINCE ;_____;

>>628
Moot does pot.

>>630
one day off of 4chan and now /b/ and /v/ won't work
wat

>>631
You go to /b/ on the first instance?

>>631
Yeah you should stop going to /b/, its no good for you buddy.

>>632
Indeed i do.
seriously tho, the fuck is going on?

>>633
Looking at the /b/ threads that are still up honestly it's pretty much exactly the same as /v/, except nobody is saging or throwing a shitfit about not vidya.

>>630
But seriously do you think moot does smoke bud? He seems like he might but then again he seems like he would spaghetti everywhere trying to buy some, maybe he asks gingermod to get it for him

>>633
why not?
it's fun to watch people argue for nothing.

>>637
That's what /v/ is for

>>636
totally not. I just said that because "MOOT" and "POT" rhyme like cheese

>>637
You shouldve come round to my place before my parents divorced then...
hold me