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MOOT IS DELETING /v/

Name: MOOT IS DELETING /v/ 2012-08-20 16:24

MOOT IS DELETING /v/, PREPARE FOR THE END.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:08

>>150
Because weed is bad and you should feel bad.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:08

I bask in the continual heaven of Aunt Sand's cunt, leaned back on the toilet seat draping her smooth, buttery pussy down over my dick again and again. I lift it off entirely and admire the engorged, yawning lips wet and aroused. A pussy at my disposal! I slam it back down piercing her hot wetness.

I'm close. I plunge in a dozen more times and feel the onset of the orgasm. Finally I shove down hard, keep it there, and let myself erupt inside. Ecstasy. I spasm helplessly as jet after jet of come is released, but make as little noise as possible because someone's using the urinal.

~~~


"It's just so important that I find my brother Philip the right flowers. They'll really brighten up his room. Make it look a little less like a hospital."

Sandy nods in agreement—she's been hearing all about Philip's cancer—when her face screws up with a grimace. A high, involuntary hum escapes her nose, but before the customer can notice, Sandy swivels and forcefully kicks the bottom of a rack. She doubles over, screaming, moaning and shuddering; she says, "Stubbed my toe!"

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:08

The grey-haired lady bends down and lays a hand on her back. "Oh my poor dear! I simply hate that."

Gradually Sandy stops moaning. "It's okay!" she laughs. "It's going away now. . ." She stands back up sighing deeply and contentedly. "It's going away. . ."

She's soon over the sensations which had so overwhelmed her, and points down the aisle to the far end of the top rack where white-blue flowers sit. "Now I bet your brother will love these." She walks over. "Come and tell me what you think."


~~~


I lift the pussy off of my dick and invert the tube. My sopping, spent weapon flops to my inner thigh. I examine the rosy cunt under the light, inching it toward my face. I part the lips and stare inside. My load isn't far. I stand, and flip the tube over the toilet. The come dribbles into the water. My aunt's on contraceptives so I know there's no risk. After the last of it falls I bring the pussy back to my face and lick it clean. I wipe it off with toilet paper, put it in the tube, then quickly head my way to French.

Aunt Sand was wrong about one thing, I think as I near Room 203. This little toy, this little rift straight from me to her most-private of areas, isn't going to help me focus on my studies. All I can think about now is the next time I'll get to hear that lid hiss free, unzip my fly, and ease myself inside her warm, yielding loveliness.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:09


I sit back down at my desk.

"Took you long enough," Bill says.

"You should have seen the size of that shit."

He leans close conspiratorially and whispers, "Check that ass." He nods toward the blackboard.

Mrs. Harris is on tip-toes with the eraser. There's no way she can't know how she looks in that poise, in those pants, and the effect she must have on these young, hormonal men. Torturing us. . . Dangling impossible candy before us. . . It's practically child abuse.

Video game

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:09

>>10
not good enough, it seems.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:10

dubs

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:10

>>161
whats that got to do with weed?

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:11

>>150
>cawadooty kiddies
>why.jpg
>wind waker was better
>lel
>FUCK YOU WE NEED CONFLICT
Am I /v/ enough for you anon?

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:11

I was going to get drunk, heat up some olive oil and get 100% completion on monster girl quest
then play some dark souls
turned 22 today

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:12

>that feel when no 4chan X

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:12

>>168
I don't understand your motive.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:13

>>170
>tfw I can't post that "I know that feel" image

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:13

Glad to know I'm not the only one experiencing this.  As far as I can tell /v/ and /vg/ are the only boards affected.

Damn, now I might actually have to play vidya or do something else.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:14

>>171
>implying i need one

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:14

The boards aren't deleted though. Go to the catalog, all the threads are there.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:15

this post successful screen is awesome

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:15

>>169
Happy Birthday.
May you bed many wives and your crops yield delicious harvest.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:15

You know, I actually preferred it when we didn't have captcha or moderation. Moot should've just implemented client-side filtering.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:16

>>173
You can see threads in the other boards but posting is broken everywhere

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:16

{Haven't ever posted here. Does this work?}

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:17

>>180
dafuq

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:17

[s]Testing[s]

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:17

>>173
posting is down everywhere, our threads just seem to be missing

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:18

{what}

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:18

.   .

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:18

So...

You guys like to play video games?

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:18

>>186
NO FUCK OFF

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:19

ITS OVEEEEER

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:19

Flag on the moon, how did it get there?

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:19

>>173
all other boards appear to be frozen. /v/ and /vg/ are the only ones you can't see the threads though. You can get around that with the yotsuba catalog

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:19

>>186
If I liked video games that much, do you think I'd be wasting my time on 4chan instead?

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:19

>Kiddies don't know BBcode

[size={7}]HA[/size]

Name: noko 2012-08-21 4:19

>>183
So the sticky got deleted, too?

Oh boy, can't wait for /v/ to devolve to /b/2.0 again within 15 minutes.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:19

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Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:19

I don't want /v/ back...

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:19

>>182
I fucked that up

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:20

>>192

Step up Senpai

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:20

testing

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:21

>>187
>>191
o-ok... I'm sorry... I t-thought you li... uh, liked v-video games, /v/...

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-21 4:21

bold? on my textboards?

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