One time I was playing Chrono Trigger and my mom came into the room. I was using Crono, Marle, and Robo.
She asked who "the girl in the white" was and I told her she was a princess who ran away from the castle. She asked why she was following me around and I said "I dunno, I guess because she likes me." Mom asked if I liked her, and I said yeah, I guess she's okay.
My mom was always in the guest room sewing shit, but after she watched me play CT she started sewing a lot more. I didn't really pay her any mind because I was too busy with my vidya.
Two weeks later I was playing CT again. Suddenly my mom came in the room WEARING AN OUTFIT THAT LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE MARLE. Now I'd been told by my friends that my mom was a milf (they didn't actually say milf because that word wasn't invented yet, but you know what I mean) but this was the first time I ever saw my mom as someone even remotely attractive. I had to admit to myself that she looked good. I didn't say a word as she moved closer to me, because I was really really confused as to was was going on. She asked me again if I liked the princess in the white outfit, and I said that I did. She put her hand down the front of her pants and started rubbing herself and I dropped the controller out of my hands. I really didn't know what else to do, so I just sat there.
Finally she bent over in front of my legs, licked her lips, started rubbing herself furiously, unzipped my shorts (at this point I was holding onto my chair for dear life), and ran her fingers through my hair. She kissed me on the forehead, then I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom
I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.