How do I stop being such a shitfuck?

How do I stop being such a shitfuck? I am geeky, annoying, uninspiring and have no frontal lobes. I cannot talk except in memes.  I am angry and a nerd. My only somewhat redeeming qualities are my slighlty below average penis and my ability to hold a neurotypical conversation. I have no balls, my family has circumsized me. I am perverted, any friends I have ever had I have failed to fertilize. I may or may not be overreacting, but it sure as hell feels good to destroy myself through dislogic. I didn't realise how pathetic this was until i finished. Is it time to die for me? Help me 4chan.

First off don't ask 4chan to help you lol. Second you should just kill yourself you fucking dumbshit wanker

There is no cure for autism, sorry.

>>2-3 Say what?  The guy's just mocking a fakeshit post, for crying out loud.