that feel when no gf

that feel when can't post

stop shitting up /games/ you /v/fags

>>/3/
go fuck you'reself

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that feel when not being the little girl under the moon to issho~

I remember that feel when no gf.  I remember being in college and head over heels for Sandra, this cute girl who worked at the coffee shop. 
Of course I was a fat video game obsessed near virgin (would have been a v/irgin too if it existed yet) with no idea how to talk to women.  So we became 'friends.'

It took me three years.  I had since lost my virginity to another girl I didn't really like.  It was only Sandra I had eyes for.  Finally though she was wooed by my charms, and about half a bottle of zambouka.

But there we were at long last, laying in bed with her naked body pressed against mine.  I remember her whispering things in my ear about... something.  And I lay there thinking about Ragnarok Online. Should I sell that Jur I found and buy a three slotted Stiletto?  Or keep it and start using Katars as an assassin?  Is Matt leveling up while I'm laying here?  If I had raised a merchant, they could be in game selling pots for me while I was here.  Okay, tomorrow before I level thief I'm going to roll a merchant.

And Sandra said something that I don't remember.

>>7
Beautiful

>>8
It's a true story too.  I'm not sure if it was specifically a jur I was debating selling, but I do remember I made my merchant that next day.

I was 24 at the time.

Why do you guys even come to /v/ to talk about this shit? Do you suck at videogames or something?

Analogy time.

Its like watching a fat person try a tread mill then say, this is too hard, and then go eat ice cream AT THE FUCKING GYM. After a while theres a fucking huge pile of fat retards in the corner eating icecream and farting and shitting everywhere. What the fuck are they even doing at the gym? Why don't they just go fucking home or somewhere else?

Because we want to be able to talk about it where there aren't going to be girls reading it, because they can't ever understand our feel.

>>10
Because it is my whim.

32 no gf i won ;]

>>13
Nice, you'll be a wizard in a few tears too if you don't go wasting your v/card on prostitues.

>11
Then why don't you go to /r9k/ or something

>no gf

>>15'
>imageboards
lel, but besides that, there are tons of bitches on /r9k/, have you ever even been there?

that fucking feel

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mqBNP8Ab5s

I had a gf once. She was an Indian babe, too. Shava? Shenara? Sh-something, anyways. She was fucking gorgeous and all classy and shit, I'd almost say regal with that flowing blue dress of hers, but the only problem was she was a total goddamn ice queen. Fucking cold to the very touch, you know? I don't really know what happened to her, though. I think she's still around, but I haven't really payed her much attention ever since I got Cactuar King. Now THAT'S a GF.

>>19
lel

fuck off
>>>/r9k/