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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:04
SoulCaliboobs Thread?
SoulCaliboobs Thread
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:06
One day, Justin Coolidge was walking in the jungle and he found a remote like object on the ground with one button on it. Curious, Justin pushes the button, then before Justin Coolidge realizes it, he is shrunk down to an inch tall.
Justin Coolidge hears a booming voice that says, "my experiment is almost complete, I have shrunken my first human ha ha ha ha ha, now time to get my orange bengal tiger ready"
Justin Coolidge is picked up by the person who’s voice he heard. It was a female human.
Justin asks "who are you, and what are you going to do with me?"
"my name is Jenna Russell and I will let the orange bengal tiger decide what to do with you, but first I am going to put you in a cup"
Jenna then puts Justin Coolidge into a glass, and Jenna takes off all her clothes and squats down above the glass with her vagina about 6 inches above the glass.
Jenna then pees in the glass.
"Help!" Justin Coolidge yells. Justin Coolidge closes his eyes as the glass fills with urine. Upon opening his eyes, Justin Coolidge notices that he is floating with only his head above the urine. Justin then looks up and is disappointed because he cannot get to the top. after about an hour of Justin Coolidge being in the glass of urine, Jenna Russell then takes Justin Coolidge out of the glass, and says "now, lick my vagina until I say stop"."
Justin Coolidge then says, "but I'm only an inch tall, your vagina is three times the size of me"
"I don't care," Jenna Russell says. Justin Coolidge starts to lick jenna's vagina. after an hour Jenna russell allows Justin to stop.
Then a girl named Kayla Klotch walks in and says "here is your orange bengal tiger." Jenna Russell then says "finally my plan can start."
Kayla asks, "can I mess with the shrunken man, first?" Jenna allows. Kayla then sticks Justin Coolidge up her vagina. Jenna and Kayla sit down to a game of Texas hold em Poker. after 2 hours, Kayla grabs Justin out of her vagina.
Jenna Russell and Kayla says together "time for the orange Bengal Tiger to do her work, Ha ha ha ha ha."
Kayla asks "may I do the honor?" Jenna allows. Kayla then takes Justin Coolidge and puts him in the orange Bengal tiger's vagina while Justin Says, " don't put me there!"
Kayla says, "too late!" then Heather Strouse comes in with a male orange bengal tiger.
Jenna Russell says to Kayla Klotch and Heather Strouse, "you thinking what I'm thinking?, let's make the two orange bengal tigers have sexual intercourse."
All three girls say "yes!!", the male orange bengal tiger is brought to the female orange bengal tiger, the male orange bengal tiger is attracted and mates with the female.
Justin Coolidge inside the female orange bengal tiger's vagina feels the male tiger's penis, "Shit, Why is this happening to me? This is not nessessary!"
Moments later Justin Coolidge is swimming in the male orange Bengal Tiger's semen. upset, but cannot do a thing about it. The two orange bengal tigers mate for about an hour, then the male orange bengal tiger takes his penis out of the female orange bengal tiger's vagina, Justin Coolidge falls out of the tiger's pussy in the process. Jenna Russell picks Justin Coolidge up.
Justin asks, "can i go home now?" Jenna says, "no, I have another plan for you!"
Justin says, "oh no!"
Then Heather Strouse asks, "may I?"
Jenna allows. Heather Strouse then puts Justin Coolidge in the female orange bengal Tiger's mouth, the bengal tiger swallows Justin Coolidge whole. Justin inside the orange bengal tiger's stomach screaming and hollering but no one can hear Justin. a few hours later the orange bengal tiger's digestive juices start doing their work, digesting Justin Coolidge alive, after another hour Justin Coolidge is fully digested And leaves the stomach, on through the liver, into the small intestine and into the large intestine, then the orange bengal tiger poops out what's left of Justin's remains, his bones covered in poop.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 19:07
>That feel when you have passed many years thinking you were mentally retarded, over-analyzing each single thing you do,spotting each single flaws you have and still never manage to fix any of them. That freaking feel when you have smoked so much weed in your youth you started earing voices and shit, started believing there was microphones hidden in your bedroom, and that few months later you start thinking you might be becoming psychotic, schizophrenic or some shit, but never find the guts to see a shrink because you fear that being on druged on AD might prevent you from (successfully) killing yourself one day, and then times go by and you dont hear any freaking voice anymore, and you kind of regret it because the idea of being psychotic was recomforting, it was giving you a reason for being such a freaking retard, but no, you are not a retard, you are just an horrible person. its like there just two persons in your own body, you and him, him being your ideal self, that hate every single fucking thing about you, all your flaws, all your default, the way you speak, the way you talk, the way you walk, the way you act, the way you think, but he can't manage to fix you even if you wish he took control for good, and you still wish you were crazy or something for being such a bad person, but you won't ever be, and you still have to go through all this shit, and your just about to fail your semester and you don't even give a fuck anymore, you want to die, but youre a frog so your a pussy by default.
Reshiram: Time to get up Justin Coolidge, 8 AM, time for another day of sex, sex slave
Justin: Another day, day 77 out 365, 288 more days of being your sex slave, Reshiram, If I can last the rest of the 288, I get 1 Million dollars!!!
Reshiram: Yes, I know, You sold yourself to me as a sex slave, I have never seen anybody do this with a Reshiram!
Justin: Yes Reshiram, the guy who did the same thing for a female Meganium inspired me!!
Reshiram: We got our talking done, and now on to the sex.
Justin: Yes, Reshiram!
Reshiram: You can start by licking my vagina.
Justin: As you wish.
Narrator: Justin start licking Reshiram's vagina in very fast licks
Reshiram: Keep going at it Justin, the timer is set for 30 minutes, when that goes off, we'll move to intercourse.
Narrator: 15 minutes later...
Reshiram: Ooooh I'm cumming, continue to lick Justin, I don't care if my female ejaculation is coming out of my vagina, you still have 15 more minutes to lick my vagina...
Narrator: Justin continues to lick Reshiram's vagina while Reshiram's female ejaculation is squirting out and lots of it gets into Justin's mouth.
Reshiram: Now You must swallow all that cumm in your mouth, Justin
Justin: Ugh, GULP!!
Narrator: After the rest of the 15 minutes of Justin Licking Reshiram's vagina.
Reshiram: Now put your penis into my vagina and fuck me hard!!!
Narrator: Justin puts his penis into Reshiram's vagina and moves it up and down.
Reshiram: Oh, Justin, Oh Justin, oh, Justin, Oh Justin,oh, Justin, Oh Justin, you fuck so good!
Justin: Hey, this actually feels good! I actually like fucking a Vast White Pokemon, Reshiram! even though you are a dragon / fire type Pokemon, and I am just a human! Not to mention, your are twice as tall and, WAY bigger than me!!!
Reshiram: oh, Thank You Justin!! Just keep on fucking me!!!
Justin: I will definitely make the rest of the 288 days!!! I'l be a millionaire, and may even go another year for free!! I can get used to this!!
Reshiram: You would do that for me?
Justin: For you Reshiram! Yes, sexy Vast White Pokemon
Reshiram: Stop saying Vast White Pokemon, you are embarrassing me!!
Justin: Sorry,
Narrator: While Reshiram, & Justin were talking and having sex, Reshiram has an orgasm, Reshiram's vagina squeezes Justin's penis
Reshiram: Ooooooooooooh YES!! JUSTIN!!!!
Reshiram: Another hour of sex, Justin?
Justin: Yes, Reshiram
Narrator: Reshiram & Justin have sex for another hour!
Reshiram: One hour break, and we'll start the whole thing over again!!
Narrator: Justin goes back into his room and because of his experience with Reshiram, he sits anxiously and waits.
Justin: This is going to be the longest hour in the history of time!