The intelligence disposal facility on 4chan in America's Faggot Archipelago was attacked and captured by Next-Generation Console Fags being led by members of OBAMA-CONGRESS. They're demanding that Moot turn over the lolis and copyrighted materials and they say that if their demands are not met within 24 hours, they'll launch a permanent takedown.
You'll have two mission objectives. First, you're to rescue DERPA chief, Moot and the President of /co/, Twilight Sparkle. Both are being held as hostages. Secondly, you're to investigate whether or not the feds have the legality to launch a takedown... and stop them if they do. This is a top-secret black op. Don't expect any official support.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 13:11
I CAINT FAPP 2 DISSSS!!! OMFG WAT DO WAT DO WAT DOOOO!!??
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Anonymous2012-02-07 13:14
>>177
Play some seppuku and take your mind off of it.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 13:14
This is the end. Moot hates murrika.
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Anonymous2012-02-07 14:07
moot is from America, and he'll be damned if he loses his jew gold from less advertising.