Cloudflare is shit

/v/ is down again, fuck you cloudflare.

Why the fuck again?

goddamnit

I fucking hate it.

It's not done. It's just for some reason us assholes can't access it while others can, even if we clear our cookies like I've been doing fucking manually. Cloudflare is garbage, why did he ever switch to it?

>>3
KUYASHIII!

OH BOY, HERE WE GO AGAIN!

ffffffffuu

Try flushing DNS

what I don't understand is, why isn't it down for everyone? do we have to email moot and tell him he's a shitty shit?

I've tried flushing my DNS and clearing my cookies several times.
Shit just don't work.

First /a/ new mod and now this.
Guys, I think its a conspiracy

You know, I thought that the whole point of Cloudflare was to PREVENT shit like this.

THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END!
IT'S ALMOST 2012, IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU GUYS nah, it wasn't

>>4
Seriously? And there is no way to fix it? It affects the browser, too. I can't even see anything in it.

Try clearing your cookies and flushing your DNS.
If it works, great for you. If not, you're stuck with the rest off us.

I'm getting 404 on all threads now.

If you click the "retry the live version" link it's the same thing as clearing your cookies and all that shit. However, it'll only work if the boards have stopped shitting themselves.

Now I'm getting a 403 error.

I'm getting 403 errors! OMG ITS SOPA ISN'T?!

403

and 403 on the boards

why am I getting 403 forbidden? anyone else having the same problem?

>>17
Did that, still didn't work.
Now 403 errors.
At least they're better than that Cloudflare shit

>2012

>That feel when the first thread in the cache snapshot is a scat general

>>11
That /a/ loli thing today on the 28th is a special birthday present for somebody.

Where will I post cute LoL pics and talk to my friends now? ;_;

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>>27 In hell

OK IT'S BACK! CRISIS AVERTED!

not back for me

Threads aren't working, just front page

It was back and now it's gone again

not back here bro

>front page
>Warcraft 3 was a godawful sequel.


fuck you whoever posted that

ok, /v/ is

>Site will be offline for about an hour while we perform maintenance.
MOOOOOOT!

Maintenance?
>implying this isn't to stop lolispammers on /a/ /c/ etc

This is all /a/'s fault.
With their accelerator spammer, and their "BAW I CAN'T POST NSFW IMAGES ON A SFW BOARD WITHOUT BEING BANNED"

I heard /a/'s new mod was banning anything remotely loli.

>>37
An hour?  Welp i guess it's time to go play some VIDEO GAMES

as he should.

dubs check 'em

>>41
I was playing until a bug, then I stopped and cloudshit. Just my luck.

>>40
Mods doing their jobs?  What the fuck is going on?

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>>40
That's the case.

>>40
    It's somebody's birthday today, and that person confessed they were a lolicon to me at one time. This person was on moe.imouto and wanted to work there at just about the time where they were flooded with loli pics, and pics of babies in sexual positions being sold on a market. It was a BIG DEAL at the time.
    IT'S HER SUPPOSED BIRTHDAY. If that is why, this is so fun
    to see that it's over 9000 times more entertaining than 500 Days of Summer.

>>45
I know, right?
But apparently that's caused no small amount of asspain over there.

>>40
YOU CAN TAKE MY FREEDOM BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE MY LOLIS!

Gog damn is it even possible to post ascii images

>that feel when you missed the whole /a/ thing

Wow, now even the BBS is flaking out.

HOLY FUCK WE CAN TRIPFAG HERE

>no images
>no greentext
>no noko
>no sage
>no games

>only people

>>49
Can you turn that into readable english?

>>56
FINAL DESTINATION!

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>4chan down
>steam not connecting
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this shit happens at the same hour all the time

It's not cloudflare's fault this time.  If you look on /b/, they posted a warning.

>>63
>Going to /b/

>>63
>looking on /b/
>the year of our lord two thousand eleven

check em

>Going to /b/ other than for porn
>2011/2012

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>>64
>>65
I only went there to check.  The same thing was on /a/ but it is delete now.

video games! video games! video games! games! games!

>>69
no, we hate those.
we only come here to complain

Love you waifu
Do you feel the same
I doh wanna play... gaaaames
No gaaaaames... ohhh
You're the only one with Heavy Rain
Baby just play it straight straaaaight
No games... ohhh

Not games

Fuck me. Doesn't the internet have anywhere worth escaping to until the site is back up?
Dpn't make me have to play video-games. F Zero is looking far too tempting right now.

Just play some damn video games you stupid fuck. No, the internet has nothing to offer unless you're actually creating something, which I know isn't happening because /v/ is a bunch of losers with no drive or motivation to do anything with their lives. So you might as well go and actually play video games while you wait for it to come back online. Or start learning how to do something cool, like juggle stuff.

OMG POSTING DOESN'T WORK!

THE ONE TIME
JUST ONCE
THE ONE FUCKING TIME I TRY TO EDUCATE /v/ WITH HOW TO ARGUE ABOUT VIDEO GAMES
IT FUCKING FREEZES

>74

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>Posting will be offline for about an hour while we perform maintenance.
FUCKING MAINTENANCE EVERY FUCKING DAY!

>be an arrow
>herpin on el vidyo like a bau5
>suddenly
>KNEES,KNEES EVERYWHERE
>hit le adventurer
>le voldemort face when

>mfw I have no face

well, well, well, what have we here another faggot neckbeard (most likely yuro) shitting up the place with his /b/ faggotry. you picked the wrong night to fuck around, asshole. i've just texted the a mod (we're friends irl) about this thread, so he'll be here shortly to deal with the matter, and most likely hand out some sorely needed bans. i'm also going to report and sage the thread (for safe measure), as well as alert the other moderators in the 4chan irc channel. and just in case you wanna try and pull a fast one, i'm screen shotting the entire thread for additional proof and e-mailing moot about the matter personally. i'm tired of you stupid fucking dick sniffers pressing out whatever lolrandom faggot shit you want on the /games/ board. it's time for you assholes to get a reality check, because this shit won't fly for much longer. prepare your anus, you 500 pound pile of shit. your days are fucking numbered

>>81
why so mad?

>82

Because you and your faggot friends from /v/ always come shitting up the /games/ board every time your shitty place goes offline. STAY THE FUCK OUT OF /games/ YOU AUTISTIC FUCKS

This place is perfectly fine until you cunts show your faces here and then it goes to fucking hell

>>83
but you're being mad autistic right now
how can anyone tell the difference
the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

>>83

>implying this board is anything but a refuge for the desperate when /v/ tanks

>>85
I wonder why people don't come here more often

Shit's all down again today.

>>86
because this place is shit

>switch to more reliable servers
>board goes down every other day because Cloudfare has to garbage collect or the FBI has to scrape the board for pedophiles
Fuck you Cloudfare, fuck you moot.

Instead of hiring moderators, moot moves 4chan *TO THE CLOUD* so he can save money and provide even worse service.

>>83
They need captchas on the textboards. 99.99% of the posts on proggles are spam.

>>89
Is that why its taking so goddamned long to post images recently?

>>83
>BAW PEOPLE ARE POSTING IN MY SECRET CLUBHOUSE

>>91
Whatever the fuck the reason is, it's Cloudshares fault.

>>90
99.99% of the posts on 4chan are spam

>>94
I think we're talking sigma six when it comes to the imageboards.

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