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Name: Anonymous 2011-12-25 5:44

>Website Offline, No Cached Version Available

when the fuck is M00T going to fix this shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 16:18

''In a 24-48 hours''

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 16:19

Well, just gonna test to see if the BBS is still working...

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 16:19

Fuck it, imma play some Pink Floyd vinyl in the meantime.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 16:20

Well, we will always have the BBS it seems.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 16:22

>>4

Which album?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 16:22

check my 6

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 16:23

Dat 8

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 16:24

Finally!
I'm gonna go play some vidya games.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 16:24

>>6

Their first, a mid 70s reissue. Sounds awesome.

>dat bass in Lucifer Sam
>dat echoing in Flaming
>dat Bike

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 16:25

check em

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 16:25

Check mes dubs

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 16:25

dubs

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 16:25

Name: 15 2011-12-26 16:35

Check my 15

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 16:41

16 get?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 16:42

check my 17

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 16:53

SOPA HAS FUCKED US, ALTERNATIVELY, IF YOU CAN READ THIS, DIVERT YOUR ATTENTION TO MY SWEET 18

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 16:58

WELP It has been fun guys. See you around. 4chan is officially dead

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:00

IT'S BACK UP

Name: dave 2011-12-26 17:09

>>20
You lying faggot

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:09

If this is SOPA, why does it affect me outside the US?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:13

VIDEO GAMES

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:16

>>22
Because 4chan is an American site.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:17

And it's down AGAIN. Fuck.

>>22

Because 4chan is an American website, therefore by proxy of all the Americans SOPA imposes on, the US government imposes on people of other countries

Name: Anonynous 2011-12-26 17:17

Right now I get the same message

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:19

>/v/ is down
>my friend isn't online in SWTOR
>guess I'll buy beat hazard and see what this giveaway thing is all about
>go to install it
>"the steam servers are currently busy"
What's everyone doing with coupons? I gather that coal is valuable, but are the coupons worth anything?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:21

>>27
The coals are completely worthless.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:21

well im playing sonic generations and eating chili dogs

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:22

What I don't understand is why some people are not affected.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:23

>>28
So both coal and coupons are shit?
So what, I just collect coal and craft them into some game?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:25

>check latest posts
>no posts in /v/

hmmm.... what if joot b& all /v/ users

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:27

dubz check-em

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:28

Is Far Cry 2 any good?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:29

>>33

aww shit

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:30

Great, now I can spend my free time on /v/ refreshing

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:34

QUICK /v/
I CAN SCIENCE 7 COAL! SHOULD I?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:35

>>34
Yes... good but frustrating as shit at the same time.
See, the game was actually going to be GOTYAY, but then I think Ubisoft ordered its studios to rush things, and a lot of stuff ended up incomplete. Especially frustrating is the checkpoints that respawn every 5 minutes.
The general consensus on FC2 is that you either like it, or you hate it to death. I recommend pirating it first, to get a feel for the game.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:36

>Posting problems should be fixed in the next 24-48 hours. Sorry for the delay—we've been having a hard time troubleshooting it.


Great.

Is it a coincidence that t started the very second they removed the "Merri Christmas" thing? Nope. SOPA at work here.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:36

wat

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:37

the patriots man, the patriots.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:39

This sucks. SUddenly life is boring.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:39

>>37
>Craft my coal
>-50% VVVVVV
FUCK YOU GABE.
steamcommunity.com/id/capnsatsuma
Have: 2 Valve coupons, RF Armageddon coupon, EYE coupon, VVVVV coupon, HL2 DM and Portal
Want:
Sanic, if you're feeling generous :3

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:40

checkem

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:42

I sure do love Christmas™.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:44

Check my 46

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:44

It's SOPA. The textboards will be our last refuge, because no one can copyright ASCII.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 17:56

Guys i don't want to play games, tell me what to do.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:05

>>33
>>33
>>22
>>22
>>11
>>11
EVERYONE'S GETTING DUBS.png

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:06

what do we do now guys?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:06

>>50
We pray

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:07

>>50


Well we could go and play video games

Nah fuck that.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:08

NOT GAMES

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:09

SOPA HAS EVEN TOUCHED TEXT BOARDS

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:09

why do the 'recent images' on the front page change all the time ?.

are the guys with 4chan gold account allowed in ?.

why doesn't text board have greentext :(

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:11

http://www.otakubell.com/smw/index.php/Downloading_Slavemaker

Downloading Slavemaker, hopefully its as awesome as Princess Maker was.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:11

What the fuck is up with this "first 100 posts", "last 100" shit?
Why wouldnt you want to see the entire thread every time? Do people have such shit computers that they can't load a little fuckin text?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:15

>/v/ down
haha time for vidya

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:16

>>57
This textboard is really old and has been here for years

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:17

Where the hell are you guys finding this 24-48 hour estimate?

The twitter and 4chan status blog yield nothing. Also, glad to see some /v/ goers active on the BBS, while all the other boards, including /tech/ are pretty much inactive, even while the BBS is still up.

Welp

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:19

61 get el oh el ex dee so randum beeee

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:20

>>60

Look right below the section where you type out your post, the captcha, etc. and right above where the topics start. It's right there in red

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:20

>>61
check out my 62

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:21

>that feel when no feel pic attached
>that feel when no greentext
>that feel when /v/ is dead
good night sweet prince 1722-2011 (<- checkem')

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:22

>>62
You can only see that if you can access the site. Cloudflare is showing me a chached version of everyboard from 12/23.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:23

>>62
Yeah, uh, I'm just getting errors from Cloudflare. I don't see anything.

Name: implying 2011-12-26 18:24

>>64

Greentext problem solved

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:25

>>62
then why am i getting
'Website Offline, No Cached Version Available'

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:26

>>68
please see
>>65

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:26

Hurry back /v/, I'm hopeless without you ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:27

>>68
Odd. Half the boards give me that message, while at the top the other half give me this:

>"This page (http://boards.4chan.org/v/) is currently offline. However, because the site uses CloudFlare's Always Online™ technology you can continue to surf a snapshot of the site. We will keep checking in the background and, as soon as the site comes back, you will automatically be served the live version. Alternatively, you can retry the live version."

Then moot's message:
"Posting problems should be fixed in the next 24-48 hours. Sorry for the delay—we've been having a hard time troubleshooting it.
Love, mootykins"

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:29

>>71
That's an old message you tardfuck. He posted that when he started migarating to shitflare. What you're seeing is a chached page. Watch, check the dates of the posts on the boards. They should be from a while ago. As in days or weeks ago. God you're fucking retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:29

>>69
if this 'cloudflare' shit is showing a cached version then why am i not getting it and instead im getting ''Website Offline, No Cached Version Available' ' ?.

does it show local files or something ? (because mine are all deleted when i close the browser)

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:31

>>73
You arent getting it because "NO CACHED VERSION IS AVAILABLE". God damn. Read the error.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:35

damn it moot give me my /v/ back.
if its not back in 1h ill have to resort to playing vidya .

FUCK NO i dont want that i want greentext\gamestop\sphagetti\/v/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:37

>>74

Not him, but a cached version IS available. It's how I see the bullshit old message of "Posting problems should be fixed in the next 24-48 hours. Sorry for the delay—we've been having a hard time troubleshooting it."

Why would some people have cached versions and others not?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:37

>>75
that feel when vidya board becomes more important than vidya

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:37

>>76
Because different cdn servers.

Name: upboat 2011-12-26 18:38

>be an arrow
>derpin around el vidyo like a bau5
>flying around
>suddenly
>KNEES, KNEES EVERYWHERE
>hit le adventurer
>le voldemort face when

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:39

>>79

I have no idea what in the fuckmuffins you're going on about but it sounds like it was fun for you

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:40

>>79
>Le awkward  moment when

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:41

>>79
le epic funny trolling when

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:42

>>78
>>81
Guys. Stop. Please.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:42

>>24
>>25
Both of you wrong. 4chan's servers are stationed in Switzerland thus fall under Swiss ruling.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:42

I converted 7 coals and all I got was this 50% off Farming Simulator 2011 coupon.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:43

>>83
You le buttmad? xDDD


trololololo

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:46

Everyone. Calm the fuck down.

http://cakedogg.com
http://presentcat.com

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:47

dubz check-em

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:47

>>79
THE TEXT ISNT EVEN FUCKING GREEN WWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
for fuck sake im addicted to this shit i want my greentext.

>>77
i finished most of the non-shit vidya i have and the rest i dont really feel like playing .

and as for multiplayer i can play bf3 until im killed by some sniper\mortar\rocket\bullshit like that and from that point its just nonstop rage , i start gunning fuckers left and right and i feel no fun-only bloodlust.



i miss the days when i enjoyed vidya :(

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:50

>>try and greentext
>>shit doesnt work
why moot

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:51

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:52

Guys, call out your fellow /v/irgins and make them come here. This place is fucking dead.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:52

>>90
well this textboard is supposed to be as stable as possible and less functions = more stability .

maybe greentext killed 4chan .

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:54

guys where are you from ? is this shit regional ?.
germanfag here i get the
'Website Offline, No Cached Version Available'

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:56

Well this is certainly fun

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:56

Not regional, it's a board for everyone, just like regular /v/.
The error message is just out of context.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 18:58

Cloudflare has been nothing but a big pain in the ass. Why does moot keep bothering with it?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 19:00

>mfw /a/ actually works

Invasion?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 19:00

IT'S BAAAAAAACK

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 19:01

>>98
>mfw you're dumb as fuck
Cached version.

Seriously people, do you not notice the banner at the top?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 19:02

>>100

It's back up nigger what are you smoking?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 19:02

>>98
>>99
Got my hopes up for a moment, fuckers.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 19:03

>>101
It's not back up here either. I guess it's back for some people only?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 19:04

>>103
It's not back up. Someone saw the cache and assumed wrongly

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 19:07

>>104
Oh wow.
"Nobody is posting... I guess that's expected, /v/ just got back on."
15 minutes later
"Something's wrong here..."

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 19:12

>>100
>>102
>>103
>>104
>>105
http://imageshack.us/f/810/19028872.jpg/

How does it feel to know everybody else is enjoying /v/ right now?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 19:14

I remember when this place was called dinosaurs, good times.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 19:15

Those postcounts could have easily been edited... but I'm freaking out a bit inside.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 19:17

It seems to be a problem in Firefox for me. In Firefox it's still broken but in IE it works just fine.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 19:17

>>106
http://boards.4chan.org/v/res/122340613
It actually exists.
But it stopped working 30 minutes ago.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 19:18

It's the jews.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 19:21

>>109
HOLY FUCK, it's true.
It won't work on either Firefox or Chrome, but works on IE. The threads change on each refresh, so it's not a cache image.
Maybe a cache wipe is in order. Still, get on that IE for now.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 19:23

>>96
im saying the problem with the image boards is regional .
since i can see new posts in the 'recent posts' but cant go to /v/ = some people can connect.
so i thought it might be regional .

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 19:23

>110
http://imageshack.us/f/20/39066423.jpg/

I even got trips for you :3

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 19:26

its back up, i clicked the 'retry' button in the window that says that the cache is not available and got into /v/

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 19:27

I've just confirmed a cache wipe on Firefox took care of the problem for me. Didn't even have to wipe the entire history, only today's data was enough. I hope it works for you guys.
Now, back to postin'.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-27 3:53

Clearing the cache doesn't fix anything for me. /v/ is down in all browsers, even after cache clear.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-27 13:59

It's working again now

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-23 12:12

this cloudfag shit has got me to, and clearing my history and cache dosnt help at all, why dose moot use this crap again?

Name: :/ 2012-01-24 20:20

WTF you talking about?  Cloud's been shit to begin with.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-09 14:43

Fuck ass nigger balls /b/ is down

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-09-09 15:03

>>120 For a kid with no balls, you pretty much run-ya mouth none-stop.

Name: nigger titties 2012-09-09 15:20

Why isn't there a /b/ text board?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-09 16:34

>>123
Too many niggers!

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