Are you playing video games /v/?

No, of course you aren't. You're just refreshing the board in between faps, aren't you?

I played some video games earlier today.  It was a terrible experience.

I've been achievement whoring. Oh god, why is it so addicting once you get into it?

I'm trolling on the Skyward Sword gamefaqs forum.

I love Zelda, but it's just hilarious that those kids are raging over a 7.5.

Not much point, new computer arrives tomorrow. Why play it now when I can play antoher day on a much better computer? (current one is years old, new one is made for vidya.)

>>4

7.5 from where?

>>6
Gamespot.

>>7

lol Gamespot.

>>7
Shall we make this a gamestop stories thread?

Complete with the pockets, bear and bursts into treats thing.

>>9
But... Gamestop and Gamespot are two different things.

>>10

Seems to be a common mistake.

>Walk into Gamestop
>Cute girl behind the counter
>Start sweating bullets
>Nervously go up to her and ask if they have Kirby: Return to Dreamland in stock
>"Aren't you a little too old to be playing Kirby?"
>Her voice gets my dick hard
>Start sweating even more
>Grab my Disgaea shirt and rub the sweat off my forehead
>Shirt turns into a bear
>It attacks the girl
>Other employees start calling 911
>Can't let them take me to Big Bubba again
>Remember I have special powers
>Literally start sweating bullets
>They shoot and kill everyone in the store
>By this time, the bear has completely mauled the girl
>I grab the girl in my arms, get on the bear, and ride it home
>We take turns fucking her corpse for the next three nonths
>Realize I love the bear, not her
>He doesn't feel the same way and leaves me and takes the corpse
>Forever alone again
>Never got to play Kirby

Bullshit.

Is there /r9k/ text version someplace arround? This /games/ board sucks even more than /v/ itself.

>>12
BAWWWW

>>13

I'm having a pretty good time, to be honest. You're just retarded. So retarded you don't know about /lounge/ and shit.

>>15
>>15

Suck my cock, you mongrel. I'm not having a good time, since there are 10 posters on this gay board, out of who 9 are retarded.

>>16

suck my cock
mongrel
gay
retarded

You just gave out every reason why you're 12.

>>17
No, he's >>16

You're looking for >>12

It's like you knew I would come here after fapping to futa inbetween browsing /srg/, /fgg/, and /adgd/. Are you from now? :o