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Minecraft sucks - part 2

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-16 11:28

The original thread ( http://dis.4chan.org/read/games/1284263751/1-40 ) will soon inevitably reach 999 replies and be thread-stopped, so before this happens I'm taking the initiative to make another thread for this topic, so that people know where to continue the neverending rage (should they feel that a thread with 999 replies in it is not enough).

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-27 13:21

From the Minecraft wiki:
"1.0.1 is a server version right now in minecraft which i have to say "What the heck is wrong with them?!" 1.0.1 doesnt allow you to craft ANYTHING! You Basiccally click on something to place somewhere else (ex:chest, invetory, etc.) i mean its okay instead of dragging, but YOU CANT CRAFT! thats why im against 1.0.1"

So first they took out the "mine" from Minecraft, and now the "craft"? Watch Mojang take out the "scrolls" from Scrolls.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-27 18:18

Minecraft sucks

This is the best video I have ever seen that proves everything we have been saying for a year now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap87xnjOh8E

FUCK NOTCH and all the retarded cripple homosexual furry children who came out of a lazy cum dumpster whore. Minecraft is SHIT

Its real name should be MineComph with all the fucking furfag nazis on the official forums. I hate you notch I hope you die from a gang of people pealing your flesh off while you scream.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-27 20:55

They turned Minecraft into My Little Pony.
No, I'm not meaning symbolically anymore - they literally made a My Little Pony mod, where everyone is a My Little Pony:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxzUmD-BjBA
After seeing this, explain to me why raping or murdering 10 year olds is in any way morally wrong, I dare you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-28 1:20

>>83
If anything Yogscast has proven that if you're going to play Minecraft as adults, you have to snicker at it constantly. If Yogscast went to Minecon and DIDN'T behave in the way that Notch described, they deserve some kind of "We REALLY don't care about Minecraft." award. We're upset over Minecrafts decay because we cared about it to begin with.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-30 3:48

>>83
And people wonder why there are 40 year old man-children.
(In response to that MLP garbage)

Name: Herobrine prober 2011-11-30 10:36

There are rumour where people have really encountered Herobrine. So far we know that Herobrine prefers dark places, like the night and dark caverns, and that he can travel between dimensions and assume any size. His latest tactic is that he will haunt a player at night while he is sleeping, and hide inside the dark of his colon during the day.
Luckily I have this Herobrine probe, and with it, we can finally locate where Herobrine is! If he's hiding inside your colon, he might flee pretty deep, and it's going to take a few techniques to lure him out, but never fear: In the worst case scenario my probe can shoot out sticky goo that will make him unable to move, and then you can hopefully just poo him out. It will probably just take a couple of probing sessions for him to come out of there, and then you can tame him and make him your servant, and then he can build for you in Minecraft! How awesome is that?! =D
Now don't tell your parents about this, because as they don't believe in Herobrine, they wouldn't understand, and would probably send you away to some insane asylum somewhere if you told them, so just keep these probings a secret between you and me, okay?

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-30 10:59

Girls have it a lot easier then boys to know if Herobrine is hiding inside their weewee, because they can scare Herobrine into secreting a sorts of slime, by rubbing their weewees just right, so if they see this slime from their weewee, they should contact a Herobrine prober immediately so that he can get it out of them.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-30 20:37

"Puppies     Jeb has stated his interest in adding puppies into the game, stating that it would be one of the first projects the soon-to-be-hired AI specialist would be assigned to."
Puppies. Not wolf cubs. Dog puppies, that I presume grow on trees or something.
Jeb, what sort of a creature are you? You LOOK like an adult man with a ponytail, but could it be that you are some sort of overgrown 10 year old girl? Are we going to see candy and Barbie dolls next?

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-30 22:17

When I first arrived on the internet, I was a strong, confident woman who wanted to be famous and make a difference in the world. People loved it and suddenly I was famous almost over night. It was wonderful, and I made lots of money.
Then one day I met Curse, and he promised that he would take care of me, and see to my fanclub to make sure that the fans got what they wanted.
Just a year later, I'm a cheap whore who will do anything for my customers, no matter how degrading. Curse told me that this is what the fans wanted, so I guess it's alright, because I'm still making money, but I imagined them to be more sofisticated. More often than not they abuse me and don't appreciate me for anything else than my body. What have I become?
My name is Notch Minecraft. This is my story.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-01 22:25

Minecraft sucks

All the retards are like ohh look I took a few weeks to build this calculator that can do 9 digit addition only. Oh and its the size of 3 city blocks. OH wow minecrat is sooo amazing.


Meanwhile...


At lego....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_d0LfkIut2M

Lego puzzle solving robots.

Lego owns

Lego > minecraft

Minecraft = shit

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 14:30

If only we were talking about actual nerds constructing actual circuits, but we're not. We're talking about useless retard nerd WANNABES who make VIRTUAL circuits that has no use what-so-ever.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 14:49

55 Minecraft bugs shown in 3 minutes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXO6tYkjYMc
Have fun playing this version on X-box.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 0:59

If you payed for this abortion of a game here is were your money went.

Notch needs to go home and complete his game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t7MD2yK8AA&feature=related

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 5:27


*** THE NIGHTMARE HAS HAPPENED! ***

Jeb is replacing Notch:
http://gamereuphoria.com/2011/12/03/feature/notch-stepping-down-jeb-taking-lead-on-minecraft-01-12-2011

This is not a joke. Minecraft is officially over.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 5:41

I can't even imagine what kind of game that Jeb will turn Minecraft into now that he has unrestrained control over it, but this explains Minecrafts sudden shift in tone (which was exactly when Jeb joined) and the following quick decay into faggotry (through additions mostly officially attributed to Jeb): Jeb wasn't just a programmer with bad ideas, but was put more and more in charge of Minecrafts future.
This takeover is disturbing for other reasons as well: Within just one year, Jeb somehow convinced Notch to give up at least control over his million dollar income, to him. How does one do that without it involving incriminating pictures of naked hairy midgets???

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 16:21

>>95

Stop being a Notch apologist he fucked up minecraft and gave its rotting remains to Jeb because he did not want to deal with it anymore.

He just used minecraft to give him enough money to start a business. He really did not like the game but he was hunting for a game that people would pay money for IE an improved Infiniminer Clone. Now that he has his money he does not give a fuck and gave it to Jeb so he can work on projects he ACTUALLY wants to work on. But all he really wants to do is make a game the he can keep charging people for, with addons and extra shit. That is why he created and is focusing on scrolls so he can just lay around and make make addons that people will pay for. That is his true dream. Get a clue. That was his goal all along. Stop apologizing for him.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 21:51

It's about fucking time he replaced Notch as lead developer.

No, actually - this shit should have happened a while ago.
Fuck that fat, balding, jew bastard.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 21:51

>>96
How am I apologizing for him? Up until redstone, Notch made a decent game, but then he involved Curse and Jeb, and put them in charge. Notch didn't come up with the worst ideas, but he approved of them. If Jeb somehow saves Minecraft from the children horde, I'll eat a pair of old socks.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-04 4:58

Minecraft Sucks because notch lacked a clear and focused goal.

had notch had a clear goal in mind when he was making the game, and built an engine around that goal, (in addition to not being a lazy asshole) the game would have been better.

Name: Derpford 2011-12-04 19:28

To be honest, the current state of minecraft is sort of a compromise. There's an End (if you'll pardon the pun) and there's plenty of open world. No matter what the player wants, they'll get it. Of course, this may detract from the game in the long run, but that's OK for me.

P.S.: The above name is my Minecraft Username, so troll away.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-05 22:38

So, since the sale they had on Steam w/ Terraria being 75% off, I've realized two things.

1. i hate you all
2. i don't understand why people were calling it a ripoff of Minecraft.  It's like comparing a bum's cardboard box house to a mansion.  With Minecraft being the bum's cardboard box house.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-06 0:16

>>101
Terraria was created by Minecrafts Curse forum users.
They simply wanted to implement all the threads in the Suggestions sub-forum into a game, but didn't know how to program a 3D voxel engine.
All the things that was in Terrarias first release, I have ssen in the Suggestions forum beforehand.
The only reason that they repeatedly kept insisting that Terraria wasn't 2D Minecraft, was because they were afraid to get sued for it,
and I'm amazed that you seem to have bought their story somehow.
That "mansion" was essentially shat out of the bum's cardboard box. You are playing a faggot game, made by faggots too faggy for Minecraft. How does that make you feel?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-09 1:27

"I have been a minecraft player since late 2009, about December, and i now spend most of my time on a friend's creative server, working on harebrained structures, and building/playing games in minecraft. I heard of the idea to make a game similar to minesweeper, and i seem to be the first to post an article about it."

So apparently Minecraft is now not only a computer aided design program for engineers, but also a programming language.
Should we add Minecraft to the list of natural disasters of the future? ...because if Minecraft continues to erode the brains of that generation, we'll end up having to surf on Minecraft web browsers when we grow old.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-09 4:25

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-09 4:43

"SeaNanners, can I play Minecraft with you?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xndjvcmQZMU

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-13 0:39

>>102
I don't really care, you know why?
Been out for a shorter time than Minecraft.
Terraria isn't nearly as buggy as this piece of filth we call Minecraft.
Oh, and it didn't cost $30.  $10 for regular price.
$20 difference, more content, bosses, mobs, items, etc for a cheaper price.

And Minecraft...consists of collecting materials to build houses.  An endless amount of houses.  Wood houses, dirt houses, stone houses.  And some boss called Enderdragon with an AI that is more stupid than the villagers.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-16 23:58

I

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-16 23:58

Really

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-16 23:59

Really

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-16 23:59

Want

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-16 23:59

Trips : )

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-17 4:22

I've never played another game whose achievements reset every time you play:
"Oh, look! You've managed to chop down some wood! That counts as getting wood, which is something that happens to adults sometimes. You're a man now! Holy shit, you've managed to craft a pickaxe! I'm like amazed over here! Have we met before? What 'On A Rail' achievement? I don't know what you're talking about. Why are you crying, little one?"

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-17 9:15

I got WoW month ago. I played few hours. I did some quests and killed stuff. I realized that's pretty much what the entire game was. If you're thinking about getting it, the free version is almost exactly the same. The expansion packs/full version don't really add anything to the game. Don't waste 9.95 Euros on it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-20 21:43

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-20 21:44

>>112
get the actual version not a pirate.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-20 21:55

>>94
ಠ-ಠ
nightmare more like a dream.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-21 19:33

>>116
Age verification: Please verify your age in the post below.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 15:38

>>117
18
the reason I'm saying this is because notch is really lazy over the last year. without jeb_ we would still be playing a game like alpha.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-24 2:43

ha

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 19:45

>>118
Jeb added a lot of worthless fantasy crap. If you want a fantasy game, there's thousands of them. Stick a few straws into an empty milk carton, and you have another mob that you can parade around at home. Effort would be if Jeb actually fixed the bugs and got real, instead of mistaking Minecraft for a kids game.
I'm also old enough to be your dad.

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