Minecraft sucks - part 2

The original thread ( http://dis.4chan.org/read/games/1284263751/1-40 ) will soon inevitably reach 999 replies and be thread-stopped, so before this happens I'm taking the initiative to make another thread for this topic, so that people know where to continue the neverending rage (should they feel that a thread with 999 replies in it is not enough).

The beautiful, third planet in the Lupus system. My home: Canis. I remember the many lessons in school on how our planet was supposedly build. Many billions of years ago, a violent explosion destroyed a nearly star. The fiery rocks and molten material drifted for many lightyears, over a period of thirty billion years until they eventually came together to form a huge planetiod. Since nature could not possibly create an perfect circle, my planet became a warped sphere; burning and spinning in space.

Over a period of many more millennia, the planet matured. Gas clouds began to produce water, as well as an atmosphere. Oxygen was created. Then the first signs of life appeared. First as tiny microbes, then as larger amimals. From them my species evolved. We are known to humans as Canis Lupus; or more commonly known as wolves. Unlike wolves from the human homeworld; Earth, we are bipedal, and have developed a high intelligence. Personally, I'd rather walk down the street for a burger than to run a Kathruk to exaustion! Our basic life cycle lasts about 240 years, but the oldest Canine ever to live was 287.

Our civilization has grown in leaps and bounds. The first contact with other planets came when a life pod crashed on our planet approximately 134 years before I was born. My grandfather has told me the story many times. The two creatures in the pod died shortly after the crash. Our scientists began to examine the bodies and also began disassembling their spacecraft. We learned many things in the years that followed. Our first operational flying machine; the "HawkBat 9000", flew in the year 3056 (my planet's years). It was very spectacular to see; that is, with recordings made at the time. I would not be born for another 100 years.

During that 100 years, my people grew more aware of other beings in the galaxy, other than ourselves. We formed a government, ruled by two pair-bonded wolves; the Alpha Pair. They would rule until a stronger pair-bond could overthrow them. There were forty-three pair-bonds since the first, and we are now living in peace and harmony. One of our biggest achievements was when we sent a small probe into space to monitor our planet. We could make out details on Canis that had never been seen from such a point of view! The magazines I have read and films I watched in school were very nice, I loved my planet. I loved it enough to fight for it!

When I turned 42 (young for our species; around 20 human years), I joined the Flight Cadet Corps. We flew those rickety "HawkBat 9000"'s to try to hone our skills in preparation for the Governments new fighter; named the V-1 (no specific nickname was ever given, and all records have been lost) When I first saw it, I was amazed. Who could believe that we have evolved so much top have been able to build such a thing. It was a small box-like ship with three wings, a long tail, and a big jet engine. It was quite an experience, and different from the prop driven `9000'. The beautiful, third planet in the Lupus system. My home: Canis. I remember the many lessons in school on how our planet was supposedly build. Many billions of years ago, a violent explosion destroyed a nearly star. The fiery rocks and molten material drifted for many lightyears, over a period of thirty billion years until they eventually came together to form a huge planetiod. Since nature could not possibly create an perfect circle, my planet became a warped sphere; burning and spinning in space.

Over a period of many more millennia, the planet matured. Gas clouds began to produce water, as well as an atmosphere. Oxygen was created. Then the first signs of life appeared. First as tiny microbes, then as larger amimals. From them my species evolved. We are known to humans as Canis Lupus; or more commonly known as wolves. Unlike wolves from the human homeworld; Earth, we are bipedal, and have developed a high intelligence. Personally, I'd rather walk down the street for a burger than to run a Kathruk to exaustion! Our basic life cycle lasts about 240 years, but the oldest Canine ever to live was 287.

Our civilization has grown in leaps and bounds. The first contact with other planets came when a life pod crashed on our planet approximately 134 years before I was born. My grandfather has told me the story many times. The two creatures in the pod died shortly after the crash. Our scientists began to examine the bodies and also began disassembling their spacecraft. We learned many things in the years that followed. Our first operational flying machine; the "HawkBat 9000", flew in the year 3056 (my planet's years). It was very spectacular to see; that is, with recordings made at the time. I would not be born for another 100 years.

During that 100 years, my people grew more aware of other beings in the galaxy, other than ourselves. We formed a government, ruled by two pair-bonded wolves; the Alpha Pair. They would rule until a stronger pair-bond could overthrow them. There were forty-three pair-bonds since the first, and we are now living in peace and harmony. One of our biggest achievements was when we sent a small probe into space to monitor our planet. We could make out details on Canis that had never been seen from such a point of view! The magazines I have read and films I watched in school were very nice, I loved my planet. I loved it enough to fight for it!

When I turned 42 (young for our species; around 20 human years), I joined the Flight Cadet Corps. We flew those rickety "HawkBat 9000"'s to try to hone our skills in preparation for the Governments new fighter; named the V-1 (no specific nickname was ever given, and all records have been lost) When I first saw it, I was amazed. Who could believe that we have evolved so much top have been able to build such a thing. It was a small box-like ship with three wings, a long tail, and a big jet engine. It was quite an experience, and different from the prop driven `9000'.