"We successfully completed a DDoS attack on 4chan.org, one of the top 1000 most visited sites in the United States and the world!"
Is this a big achievement or something? As 4chan is so fucking visited a ddos on top of the fucking massive userbase who want to visit really doesn't strike me as impressive. Am I missing the point here?
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Anonymous2011-11-15 1:44
>>30
Exactly. Plus, this is fucking 4chan. Downtime is the name of the game. Bragging about taking down 4chan with a DDoS is like someone on /v/ bragging about staying a virgin. It's not exactly an achievement.
>>30
Are you kidding me?
IT'S A TOP 1000 SITE MAN, TOP 1000!
IT'S LIKE A MAJOR COMMUNICATION HUB OF THE DECADENT WESTERNERS!
THIS IS A MAJOR BLOW AGAINST UNITED STATES AND THE WESTERN WORLD!
>>31
True ! i mean 4chan is almost all the time on the verge on suffocating from too much traffic
70% of the DDOS is us trying to get to it
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TARDISES2011-11-16 9:55
I think moot broke imageboard server. boards are down. AGAIN.
I think the only actual DDoS was when the text boards were als odown.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 10:39
Rather than spreading out to different chans, everyone should just stay here at /games/.
If the text boards go down, 4chon (.net) has an active /v/.
Don't visit the /new/ and /r9k/ boards, it's just as shit as it is here.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 10:39
4chan is up again, quick get your fix
>as of 10:39 AM Eastern time 11/16/2011
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Anonymous2011-11-16 10:42
Down again.
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TARDISES2011-11-16 10:44
I think we're all getting annoyed that moot hasn't tried to do a long term fix. That or he should just undo the recent updates, I have a feelign that last one's responsible.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 10:47
>That feel when you think you'll get shit done
>Refresh every five minutes to see when /v/ comes back up
Not to mention this board already moves slow enough and you're complaining over a single downtime related thread. My thread from two days ago is still up here.
>>67
You don't seem to realize how things work around here.
The ``" quotes are considered ``proper" on the textboards.
If you can't seem to grasp that concept, you should find your way back to the imageboards, ``please".
Your autistic notion that everyone here uses ``proper'' inproper quotes is fucked beyond belief.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 11:50
>>73
Oh don't worry, I'm well aware that the imageboards are down.
The amount of shitposting on /prog/ has increased, due to /g/ being down.
Plus, the amount of failed BBcode has increased, along with people talking in a ``greentext" format.
Right, I forgot that the VIP board wasn't full of people spouting JEWS and NIGGER over and over again. So much different.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 11:59
>>85
4chan obviously shows itself in the text boards when a pseudo-intellectual's use of quotes ends up derailing an entire thread that has nothing to do with /games/ anyways
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TARDISES2011-11-16 11:59
>>83
What part of we're here because the imageboards are down do you not understand?
>>86
VIPPERs and loungers get their own little area. The other boards hate it when they leak into their territory, it would be like /b/ invading a /v/ thread for you guys. >>87
Did I come across as an arrogant pseudo-intellectual by quoting like ``this"?
If so, sorry, I just prefer to use proper grammar and quoting techniques. :(
>>91
If you're referencing what I think you are, then yeah, exactly.
Back at /prog/, we have TONS of shit threads, either from /jp/ trolls asking about what Touhou we would like to fuck, people from /g/ just being shit in general, tripfags, or the occasional leak from one of the other textboards.
Needless to say, it doesn't end well, plus it ends up derailing what could have been a quality thread.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 12:09
>>90
That's two grave accents and two apostrophe marks. I really hope you're trolling.
>>93
Actually it's two grave accents then a quote, but I get what you mean.
It's the style of quoting used in old programming books such as K&R's The C Programming Language, so /proggles/~ adapted it.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 12:14
>>92
On imageboards like /g/ and /v/, there's a link to the related textboard at top. It's not hard for anyone to wind up here. The text boards are better in some areas, but it's painful when people mention 4chan constantly and go on about how superior they are to the board.
Then I look at something like /prog/..
>>95 /prog/ is so painful to look at now.
The nonstop shitposting, autism vs fartism wars, Touhou threads, and reddit thread are just too much.
There's also a tripfag named FrozenVoid that suffers from severe autism that posts in every thread about the most inane thing, along with his epiphanies.
However, if I recall correctly, /v/ has its own tripfag problem, right?
You've never seen an autistic individual then. Maybe Apserger's, but even then, the sheer amount of stereotyped behaviors and narrow interests that someone with Asperger's experiences is far beyond what I've seen from him.
He just comes off as that socially awkward guy who no one wants to be around with.
>>101
4chon's /v/ is a good one. Even though they used to spam 4chan about their /new/ board, their /v/ is damn good.
Also /games/ isn't bad, it's just this thread where everyone's attempting to sound better than 4chan when talking about it. Text boards are great because threads don't drop and 404 after 30 minutes.
>>104
Yeah, I guess in order to see the retardation in full swing, you would have to know him in real life.
Oh well, I'm going to head off to work, best of luck with the imageboards coming back up, guys!
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Anonymous2011-11-16 12:31
How does everyone know to block static.4chan.org to make it usable? Is it an open secret?
But they won't because everyone literally wants to avatarfag it up and fap to their waifus. If you've ever wondered why people hate LoL generals, it's because it's full of these kinds of people who, when the imageboards come back up, they say in a huge sigh of relief:
I CAN FINALLY AVATARFAG
And don't fucking deny it. I've seen it before.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 12:37
>>113
4chon's /v/ is pretty fast compared to the other ones
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Anonymous2011-11-16 12:38
>>116
Well, that's like arguing whether snail or turtle is faster.
>>110
Not to mention that a thread from 2004 (that NES stories thread) can be revived and useful again. You can't look back that far in the imageboards.
I hate this shit.
moot said t was over!
4chan status is even saying that is up, why god why
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Anonymous2011-11-16 13:34
one more day of this and I'll ask every girl at my university if she wants to go on vacation with me as long as it takes til one of them says yes
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Anonymous2011-11-16 13:40
I feel so lost on the internet without 4chan
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Anonymous2011-11-16 13:53
protip: noko dont work on textboards
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Anonymous2011-11-16 13:55
>>123
The status page is a fucking joke. Rather than checking the status remotely, it uses your browser. So if it's down for just you, it'll say it's down.
Makes no god damn sense moot.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 13:56
Why is this shit happening? It was fine last night.
Because the influx of faggot legiun Anonymousfags are continuing to DDOS us.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 13:59
>>115
Fucking this. I enjoy LoL but even reading the latest replies to LoL Generals makes me want to not play. They really do come across as the fat-neckbeard-pretending-to-be-a-girl-online stereotype.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 13:59
Status; everything's up.
Yet I can't even go to /v/ >>39
meh, I can't post shit on chon
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Anonymous2011-11-16 14:01
so how do we go about getting more people here
the image boards actually load at random intervals, I suggest someone make a thread redirecting people here
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Anonymous2011-11-16 14:07
>>133 '>Implying we want a thousand Skyrim threads
The text boards work perfectly as long as you block static.4chan.org in your adblock plus but I don't know how to get people here and it kind of sucks without the little tools like quick reply and auto refresh. Maybe we could petition Aerosynth to include it in 4chan x.
I had a thread up while 4chan was working on and off 2 days ago about moving to here. It got some people over here. Too bad everyone's probably trying to access 4chan on top of the DDoS, which fucks shit up even more, so you can't even get a semi-functioning imageboard to re-direct people here.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 15:17
>>138
If you run across a thread on another chan's /v/ mentioning 4chan refugees, just tell them to come here.
Else they can just play video games.
I have several threads from different chans open. Feels good man
>>144
If you want to get rid of the http:// removal thing the shitty newer versions of Firefucks does, just open a new tab, type "about:config" and look for the value "browser.urlbar.trimURLs" and set it to false.
Wanted to post something funny, but can't post images.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 16:32
>>168
Yeah, they were using "fail" and other assorted shit like that that died out a while ago, they even said something like "Anonymous' reason for hating FFVII: fail".
It's a fucking blast from the past.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 16:33
Okay guys, /v/ is up again!
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Anonymous2011-11-16 16:34
>>172
Ah... Back before "fail" was used by mainstream press... Them were the days.
I checked out 4chan a bit in 2005 but wasn't that interested until 2006. /b/ sure went from tolerable to a place I wish was a 12 year old boy I could beat every fucking day until it dies.
/LOUNGE/'S POST FORMATTING GUIDE
[b] bold example
[u] underline example
[i] italic example
[o] overline example
[s] strikethrough example
[m] courier text example
[code] preserves syntax for code and colors text
For green text in code put a word in quotes "example"
for red put a # before the word #example
[spoiler] for spoilers example
[sup] makes text progressively smaller higher on the line example example
[sub] makes text progressively smaller lower on the line example example [sup] and [sub] can be used for nesting too
[aa] For SJIS art. example
For ASCII art use [m] tag.
To quote put "> " on a new line, ignore the quotations but do keep the space.everythingtyped on that line will be quoted
example
To multiquote put "> " before the first line end the line with [o] then put "> > "before the next line of text, again ending with [o] third line: "> > > " then end with [o] then on another new line close the three [o] tags.
example
example
example
Ignores all BBcode tags inside it
[rem] hides all text inside it
[br] gives you a line break. Don't close this tag
LulzSec
Anonymous (don't believe that fucking stupid pastebin shit. If it was LulzSec, it'd be all over their Twitter. Anonymous? lol)
Reddit
Some people think Tumblr, others think it's some shithead who started posting fake motherless links and caused a huge botnet to DDoS the shit out of the site.
>>224
I can only study when browsing /v/
/v/ sucks away the boringness of studying calculus 2
I need /v/ to get back already or else Im fucked tomorrow
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Anonymous2011-11-16 17:58
We need a fucking steam group or some shit
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Anonymous2011-11-16 18:00
>>232
Steam chat can't replicate trolling, shitposting and fun you experience on /v/.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 18:02
im scare. someone hold me...
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Anonymous2011-11-16 18:03
anything on the imageboard is just aboot skyrim.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 18:05
>>234
Tsss, bro. Everything's gonna be alright. Moot will save us, moot will save us.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 18:07
4chan 4chan Any and all information about the attackers is appreciated—email ddos@4chan.org with details. 10 minutes ago
So I guess there is literally no information on any of this.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 18:08
I'm scared guys
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Anonymous2011-11-16 18:08
I wonder if there's any connection between the DDoS and lack of SR3 crack. [spoiler]I just wanna play the game ;_;
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Anonymous2011-11-16 18:09
How come you can't make new threads?
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Anonymous2011-11-16 18:09
Is this a terrorist attack?
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Anonymous2011-11-16 18:09
After being through a lot of this situations, I think we should make an "official" shelter for when that shit happens
And I am not going to fucking reddit.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 18:10
IT'S OVER 4CHAN IS FINISHED!
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Anonymous2011-11-16 18:12
I wish moot would join us on the textboards so we can talk to him. Not that he'd really say anything we probably didn't know.
You're worrying over what, exactly? A DDoS? Get your life together, man.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 18:15
Since there's nothing else to do... Any of you guys up for some ERPing~?
It's okay to play pretend.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 18:17
>>246
Some people who have been here for awhile, can't really see a world without /v/. After 6 years here the internet seems really boring.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 18:19
>>246
4chan is the only website I visit ;_;, I really miss the discussion and stuff
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Anonymous2011-11-16 18:20
WE SHOULD TAKE THE SERVERS
AND PUSH THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE
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Anonymous2011-11-16 18:21
>>248
>That feel when browsing /v/ everyday is a ritual
>That feel when you spend more time on /v/ than anything else
>That feel when a day passes and you didnt get your dose of /v/ yet
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Anonymous2011-11-16 18:21
>>247
Would you... would you like to, um, h..hold my hand, Anonymous? :3c
Nah, you'll just keep on hitting F5 untill it comes up back again.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 18:58
>>261
He's saying even the imitators aren't giving a reason.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 19:16
>/v/ goes down
>still can't play vidya because mineralogy report
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Anonymous2011-11-16 19:35
Check'em
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Anonymous2011-11-16 20:14
4chan is up again, quick get your fix
">as of 8:13 PM Eastern time 11/16/2011"
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Anonymous2011-11-16 20:14
quotes? >quotes? ">quotes? ">quotes?"
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Anonymous2011-11-16 20:15
?what about this
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Anonymous2011-11-16 20:15
# araah!!
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Anonymous2011-11-16 20:19
It's down again, only the dead can know peace from this evil
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Anonymous2011-11-16 21:35
I need to decide on a game to play:
I've been playing Final Fantasy Origins for the PS1. Final Fantasy 1 isn't such a worthwhile game, I feel like taking a break. I don't want to feel guilty from not playing a game but this is one of those games where I feel like I should be doing something better with my time.
Should I play Paper Mario Thousand Year Door or Baten Kaitos?
I wanted to play Super Mario RPG and Paper Mario for the N64. I want to buy physical copies of the games though rather than emulate them.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 21:52
Ok now I'm pissed
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWS
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Anonymous2011-11-16 21:54
274 GET
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Anonymous2011-11-16 21:58
Who the fuck has this much willpower to DDoS a goddamn imageboard for this long?
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Anonymous2011-11-16 21:58
fuckin' lulzsec
You know the other day when I was at college I was wondering what the fuck they had been up to the last couple of months.
In fact I checked their twitter the day before they ddos'd 4chan
those fuckers.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 21:59
Check em'
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Anonymous2011-11-16 22:01
Oh boy here we go again, someone post that ascii sadfrog
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Anonymous2011-11-16 22:04
This really is getting ridiculous at this point. The way the DDOSers let everyone come back and then snatch it away is almost malicious, like a cat play with a mouse. I'm getting a bit paranoid at this point. Does anyone know who is behind the attacks so far?
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Anonymous2011-11-16 22:05
PLEASE GOD, I PROMISE I'LL NEVER POST NON-VIDYA AGAIN.
So cloud make the frontpage stay up during downtime? Cool Moot.
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Anonymous2011-11-24 2:29
オンリー ２ゲト と ３ゲト
オーケー？
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Anonymous2011-11-24 2:29
I am the 1000 of my GET.
VIP is my body, and kopipe is my blood.
I have created over 999 posts.
Unaware of /b/.
Nor aware of fchan.
Withstood bans to create many flamewars.
Waiting for one's arrival.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.
My whole life was Unlimited Troll Works.
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Anonymous2011-11-24 2:31
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