/games/ - Text board, time for Zork

Name: That Reaction Face Guy 2011-10-19 19:33

YOU ARE STANDING IN AN OPEN FIELD WEST OF A WHITE HOUSE, WITH A BOARDED FRONT DOOR.

THERE IS A SMALL MAILBOX HERE.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:33

FUCK THE MAILBOX

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:33

Kick mailbox

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:34

OPEN THAT SHIT

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:34

Thunder, rain, and lightning
Danger, water rising
Clamor, sirens wailing
It's such a bad sign

Shadows of dark creatures
Steel clouds floating in the air
People run for shelter
What's gonna happen to us

All the steps we take; all the moves we make; all the pain at stake
I see the chaos for everyone; who are we; what can we do
You and I are same in the way that we have our own styles that we won't change
Yours is filled with evil and mine's not there is no way I can lose

Can't hold on much longer; but I will never let go
I know it's a one way track; tell me now how long this will last
I'm not gonna think this way; nor will I count on others
Close my eyes and feel it burn; now I see what I've gotta do
Open your heart, it's gonna be all right

Ancient city blazing
Shadows keep attacking
Little children crying
Confusion, hopeless anger

I don't know what it can be but you drive me crazy
All your cunning tricks make me sick; you won't have it your own way
Open your heart and you will see

If it won't stop, there will be no future for us
Its heart is tied down by all the hate; gotta set him free
I know it's a one way track; tell me now how long this will last
Close my eyes and feel it burn; now I see what I've gotta do
Gotta open your heart dude

Open your heart, it's gonna be all right, yeah
Open your heart
Open your heart

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:34

GO NORTH

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:35

FUCK THE DICK ASS THIEF

Name: TRFG 2011-10-19 19:35

>FUCK THE MAILBOX
What a looney!

>Kick Mailbox
Kicking the mailbox doesn't seem to work

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:35

Walk away from house south west direction for 500 miles

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:35

pick sword and armor from mailbox

BEGIN ADVENTURE

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:36

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GO NORTH

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:37

SHOUT XYZZY

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:37

go mailbox

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:37

FUCK THE HOUSE TO THE NORTH

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:38

Go underground
make obscure music

Name: TRFG 2011-10-19 19:38

>GO NORTH
North of house

You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and the windows are all boarded up. To the north, a narrow path winds through the trees.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:38

fuck narrow path

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:39

Ill be glad to inform you that all of my posts have been of VIP quality

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:39

GO NORTH, CLIMB TREES, PILLAGE NEST

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:39

>>18
that's not something to be proud of.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:40

Make door

Name: TRFG 2011-10-19 19:40

>>12
>SHOUT XYZZY
I don't know the word XYZZY

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:41

>>20
You applesauce?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:41

RUB PENIS

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:42

Enter "zelda" as player name

Name: TRFG 2011-10-19 19:42

>>17
>fuck narrow path
What a looney!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:43

When do we go into the house and discover underground?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:43

Pick up the phone booth and aisle.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:44

JUMP THE CHASM

Name: GO INTO THE HOUSE 2011-10-19 19:44

go into the house?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:44

Guys guys, what if we named ourselves PENIS, so the game keeps saying PENIS. Wouldn't that be just FUCKING FUNNY?!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:44

Finger anus

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:45

does noko work here?

Name: TRFG 2011-10-19 19:45

>>19
>GO NORTH
>This is a path through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands near the edge of the path.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:46

GO SOUTH

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:46

>>33
Test

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:47

No noko does not work
but there isnt many threads anyway

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:48

>>34
Use tree

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:48

>>37
fuck off you lying autist, noko does work

Name: TRFG 2011-10-19 19:50

>>38
>Use tree
I don't know the word Use

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:50

equip weapon

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:51

>>39
Ill have you know its a calcium deficiancy you in sensitive bigamist

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:52

Go underground
discover game

Name: TRFG 2011-10-19 19:54

>>41
>equip weapon
I don't know the word Equip

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:54

Continue walking

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:55

Fuck it, this is why no one plays this shit anymore. I'm off to go play a modern game like runescape.

Name: TRFG 2011-10-19 19:55

>>45
>Continue walking
I don't know the word Continue

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:57

>>34
Piss on tree to mark territory, then chop for firewood.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 19:57

>words you know

Name: TRFG 2011-10-19 20:02

>>49
>words you know
NORTH SOUTH EAST    WEST
NORTHEAST SOUTHEAST NORTHWEST SOUTHWEST
UP    DOWN    IN    OUT
TAKE    DROP    PUT SPAGHETTI
TREATS    BURST WALK    FLOOR
DINOSAUR

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 20:03

WORDS YOU FUCKING KNOW

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 20:04

>>50
PUT SPAGHETTI IN DINOSAUR

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 20:04

Walk in dinosaur burst out take spagehttie treats

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 20:04

LEARN MORE WORDS

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 20:05

>walk north

Name: TRFG 2011-10-19 20:07

>>55
>walk north
This is a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on the west and south. A pile of leaves is here.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 20:09

Examine leaves

Name: TRFG 2011-10-19 20:10

>>57
>Examine leaves
There's nothing special about the pile of leaves

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