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portal 2 was awsum

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-27 9:57

hi so um portal 2 was awsum

the story goes like this

first it is boring stuff but then i defeeted wheetlie and then i fell down all the way to an outside harbor in china and i totally believe everithing that the level creators make for me because it looked so real i peed my pants

then i found out that my friend was a potato that i stucked on top of my gun and i shotted potato portals then
it was a computer potato and i totaly believe that because everithing is real in games

i want to have potatos in my room and speak to them now

im glad that they made portal 2 for 10 year olds - we rock but not as much as sonic rocks

i want a sonic potato now

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-27 11:19

As a 10 year old boy with an IQ of 30 and various retardations, I can't help but notice that Portal 2 is an excellent game that makes totally sense in every way, especially the part where you fall down into the earths core, land on solid ground, where there's an underground harbor for Borealis, and GLaDOS is a potato battery. That made so much sense that I squirted lots of saliva from my mouth, completely covering my monitor. In the end GLaDOS lets you go instead of killing you, which also made complete and utter sense. I will absolutely buy Portal 3. I hope it will make just as much sense as Portal 2 did.

PS. "The cake is a lie." has now been replaced by "Potato!". It is the new meme, and I will sit here drooling while repeating "Potato!" to myself, because again, I'm a 10 year old retard. DS.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-28 6:55

lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-13 15:54

http://nothing-to-hide-demo.s3.amazonaws.com/index.html http://prototype.nothingtohide.cc/

Here's a screenshot of the game. http://blogimg.ngfiles.com/873000/873134/907128203_poo.jpg.jpg

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Name: Anonymous 2014-02-14 20:29

potato xd

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