Name: Anonymous 2011-04-28 19:39
Let us once and for all determine just HOW faggy Minecraft is.
I'm looking up the complete item list of the Minecraft wiki:
Bone - Makes dye. Faggy.
Book - Worthless decoration, but not faggy.
Clay - Construction material. Not faggy.
Clay Brick - Construction material. Not faggy.
Coal - Not faggy.
Charcoal - Not faggy.
Diamond Gem - Not faggy.
Feather - Not faggy.
Flint - Not faggy.
Glowstone Dust - Worthless as fuck, but not faggy.
Gold Ingot - Not faggy.
Gunpowder - Not faggy.
Iron Ingot - Not faggy.
Leather - Not faggy.
Paper - Worthless, but not faggy.
Redstone Dust - HOMOSEXUAL.
Slimeball - Not faggy.
Stick - Not faggy.
String - Not faggy.
Red Apple - Not faggy.
Bread - Not faggy.
Cake - Faggy.
Cooked Fish - Not faggy.
Cooked Porkchop - Not faggy.
Cookie - Faggy.
Egg - Not faggy.
Golden Apple - Borderline faggy.
Milk - Not faggy.
Mushroom Stew - Not faggy.
Raw Fish - Not faggy.
Raw Porkchop - Not faggy.
Sugar - Made just so that fatsos can create cakes and cookies. Faggy.
Wheat - Not faggy.
Flowers - Faggy.
Mushrooms - Not faggy.
Sapling - Not faggy.
Seeds - Not faggy.
Sugar Cane - Faggy.
Bone Meal - Dye. Faggy.
Light Gray Dye - Dye. Faggy.
Gray Dye - Dye. Faggy.
Ink Sac - Dye. Faggy.
Rose Red - Dye. Faggy.
Orange Dye - Dye. Faggy.
Dandelion Yellow - Dye. Faggy.
Lime Dye - Dye. Faggy.
Cactus Green - Dye. Faggy.
Cyan Dye - Dye. Faggy.
Light Blue Dye - Dye. Faggy.
Lapis Lazuli Dye - Dye. Faggy.
Purple Dye - Dye. Faggy.
Magenta Dye - Dye. Faggy.
Pink Dye - Dye. Faggy.
Cocoa Beans - Dye. Faggy.
Axe - Not faggy.
Hoe - Not faggy.
Pickaxe - Not faggy.
Shovel - Not faggy.
Bowl - Not faggy.
Bucket - Not faggy.
Clock - Faggy.
Compass - Faggy.
Fishing Rod - Not faggy.
Flint and Steel - Not faggy.
Saddle - Useless as fuck, but not faggy.
Sword - Not faggy.
Arrow - Not faggy.
Bow - Not faggy.
Snowball - Not faggy.
Boots - Not faggy.
Chestplate - Not faggy.
Helmet - Not faggy.
Leggings - Not faggy.
Boat - Not faggy.
Minecart - Not faggy.
Powered Minecart - Faggy.
Storage Minecart - Not faggy.
Bed - Not faggy.
Doors - Not faggy.
Gold Music Disc - Not faggy.
Green Music Disc - Not faggy.
Painting - Faggy, but tolerable.
Out of the total 82 items listed above, 27 items were found to inspire homosexuality and feminine behaviour (in both adults and children). That's 33% of fagginess.
Minecraft is thus officially a whole third homosexual.
It is estimated that another third is furry.
This is not a trolling. This is fucking FACT.