Minecraft Fagginess Percentage Determined

Let us once and for all determine just HOW faggy Minecraft is.

I'm looking up the complete item list of the Minecraft wiki:

Bone - Makes dye. Faggy.
Book - Worthless decoration, but not faggy.
Clay - Construction material. Not faggy.
Clay Brick - Construction material. Not faggy.
Coal - Not faggy.
Charcoal - Not faggy.
Diamond Gem - Not faggy.
Feather - Not faggy.
Flint - Not faggy.
Glowstone Dust - Worthless as fuck, but not faggy.
Gold Ingot - Not faggy.
Gunpowder - Not faggy.
Iron Ingot - Not faggy.
Leather - Not faggy.
Paper - Worthless, but not faggy.
Redstone Dust - HOMOSEXUAL.
Slimeball - Not faggy.
Stick - Not faggy.
String - Not faggy.
Red Apple - Not faggy.
Bread - Not faggy.
Cake - Faggy.
Cooked Fish - Not faggy.
Cooked Porkchop - Not faggy.
Cookie - Faggy.
Egg - Not faggy.
Golden Apple - Borderline faggy.
Milk - Not faggy.
Mushroom Stew - Not faggy.
Raw Fish - Not faggy.
Raw Porkchop - Not faggy.
Sugar - Made just so that fatsos can create cakes and cookies. Faggy.
Wheat - Not faggy.
Flowers - Faggy.
Mushrooms - Not faggy.
Sapling - Not faggy.
Seeds - Not faggy.
Sugar Cane - Faggy.
Bone Meal - Dye. Faggy.
Light Gray Dye - Dye. Faggy.
Gray Dye - Dye. Faggy.
Ink Sac - Dye. Faggy.
Rose Red - Dye. Faggy.
Orange Dye - Dye. Faggy.
Dandelion Yellow - Dye. Faggy.
Lime Dye - Dye. Faggy.
Cactus Green - Dye. Faggy.
Cyan Dye - Dye. Faggy.
Light Blue Dye - Dye. Faggy.
Lapis Lazuli Dye - Dye. Faggy.
Purple Dye - Dye. Faggy.
Magenta Dye - Dye. Faggy.
Pink Dye - Dye. Faggy.
Cocoa Beans - Dye. Faggy.
Axe - Not faggy.
Hoe - Not faggy.
Pickaxe - Not faggy.
Shovel - Not faggy.
Bowl - Not faggy.
Bucket - Not faggy.
Clock - Faggy.
Compass - Faggy.
Fishing Rod - Not faggy.
Flint and Steel - Not faggy.
Saddle - Useless as fuck, but not faggy.
Sword - Not faggy.
Arrow - Not faggy.
Bow - Not faggy.
Snowball - Not faggy.
Boots - Not faggy.
Chestplate - Not faggy.
Helmet - Not faggy.
Leggings - Not faggy.
Boat - Not faggy.
Minecart - Not faggy.
Powered Minecart - Faggy.
Storage Minecart - Not faggy.
Bed - Not faggy.
Doors - Not faggy.
Gold Music Disc - Not faggy.
Green Music Disc - Not faggy.
Painting - Faggy, but tolerable.

Out of the total 82 items listed above, 27 items were found to inspire homosexuality and feminine behaviour (in both adults and children). That's 33% of fagginess.

Minecraft is thus officially a whole third homosexual.

It is estimated that another third is furry.

This is not a trolling. This is fucking FACT.

Uhh, hello, i would just like to say that i find this thread extremely offensive, because i believe it was made to denigrate persons with assburgers syndrome, such as myself,
(my doctor recently diagnosed me and we're working on it in therapy.)
but back when i played, a long time ago, you'd be lucky if someone would mention ASPERGITE, and now the game makes me LAG, and notch added hatches WHICH by the way, are useless as water cannot flow through them, and uhh, I GOT NOTHING HNNHGNHN GO AWAY LEAVE ME ALONE HHNHNHNHNHNHHHHHNHNHNNMMNMMM