Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 17:57
I hate you guys. I can't believe I'm related with you. I'm currently watching an LP of Dead Space 2, where programmers have dedicated many months of their lives to put you in the shoes of Isaac - an intelligent engineer, trying to use his intelligence to survive.
Why???
You guys will never come close to being engineers. You would feel more at home playing lobotomized mentalpatients. In that way you wouldn't encounter "hard" puzzles such as "Put round peg in the round hole, then put square peg in the square hole.", you wouldn't get a chance to blow yourself up by putting your face next to an explosive device "to SEE what happens" when you detonate it, and you wouldn't wonder where all your heavyduty linerack shots went after spending them all on tiny one-shot-kill enemies. You should be playing primates, given easy tasks like "Walk here." and "Eat banana.". I want to escape your kind so fucking bad. I don't belong in this zoo. You disgust me.
Why???
You guys will never come close to being engineers. You would feel more at home playing lobotomized mentalpatients. In that way you wouldn't encounter "hard" puzzles such as "Put round peg in the round hole, then put square peg in the square hole.", you wouldn't get a chance to blow yourself up by putting your face next to an explosive device "to SEE what happens" when you detonate it, and you wouldn't wonder where all your heavyduty linerack shots went after spending them all on tiny one-shot-kill enemies. You should be playing primates, given easy tasks like "Walk here." and "Eat banana.". I want to escape your kind so fucking bad. I don't belong in this zoo. You disgust me.