Name: Chinee Ching Chong 2011-01-30 21:26
>YOU CHINEE IF...
>
>1. You thing you smartest peepoe in wald.
>2. You haf pager an cell phoe wi you all time.
>3. When you an 2 other guy talk, peepoe thing you fai-ting.
>4. Today steam rye tomorrow fry rye.
>5. Dim Sum you breakfah.
>6. Noodle you din-nah.
>7. You don lye eat FISH.
>8. Most member in you fam-ly wear denture at young ade.
>9. You mose favrite collah RED.
>10. You fraid black peepoe.
>11. You thing you superia to all Asian.
>
>
>YOU JAPANEE IF...
>
>1. You obsed wi you haih, you cah, an you cloe.
>2. You wan marry Korea American o Chinee American womah(males);
>or you wan marry white gai (females).
>3. You extreme polite an act innocent.
>4. You feet look funny in way you walk.
>5. You fraid black peepoe.
>6. You thing you superia to all Asian.
>
>
>YOU KOREA IF...
>
>1. You smoe an drin too much.
>2. You die instanly if you stop dring Soju an! eat Kimchi.
>3. You spen moe tie in bar than at home.
>4. You eitha d! rie Hyundai o Mercedee.
>5. You play piano.
>6. You actual sorry that Mah-gret Cho sitcom cancel.(whatever)
>7. You fraid black peepoe.
>8. You only condut businee wi locah Korea businee.
>9. You speak Korea in 99.9% of time on socia occasion.
>10. You have least one relative who owe a liquo stoe.
>11. You thing you superia to all Asian.
>
>
>YU AR PILIFINO IP...
>
>1. Yu wan tu bi a dansir, a singir, or an aktore, ibin dough yu hab dayjob
>as
>a nars, a sikyo guard, a dis wasir, a witir/witris or an accountant.
>2. Yu kip tilling ebriwan dat a mimbir op yur pamili back home is a
>politisyan
>or a mobi-estar.
>3. Yu brot lots ob dried pises when coming back prom bikisyon in Pilipinas.
>4. Yu like wearing GOLD on yur iir, nick , hans an pinggers.
>5. At leas one mimbir ob yur pamili is a nars.
>6. Yur sister or daughter marries a! U.S military serviceman, hay naku!
>7. Der ar 20 pipol sharing roms in yur home.
>8. Yu hab at leas 2 P! ULL-TIME jobs.
>9. Yu ar nat aprid ob egots; in pact, yu wis yu wir black.
>10. Yu don't care ip yu ar superyor to all ader Asians.
>
>
>YOU ARE CAMBODIA IF...
>
>1.You famly ha Donut shop.
>2. You eat smelly perished cat.
>3. You know well about some sort invisible spirit an powah.
>4. You are good cursing people to make them sick o die.
>
>
>YOU ARE INDIA IF...
>
>1. Yer unc-kelle ish shome kaind of Dak-terre.
>2. Yer bro-therres en you er shome kaind ef Com-puterre Engi-neerre.
>3. Yer Mom en Pop own a mo-telle, Se-ven EE-leven or Gash Station.
>4. Ye hette to spend money, my friend!
>
>
>YOU ARE VIETNAMEE IF...
>
>1. You got have fish sauh wi every meal.
>2. You spen so mut time in top-leh, bikini coffee shop an in "Qua'n
>Nha^.u"(Vietnamee bar)..! .
>3. If you don get "Pho*~", you die soon or lattah.
>4. You an you famly care about Educasha an at leat you guy try do something
>about it.
>5. Someone in you famly is Nail/Ha! ir/Taxi/Fishing businee or in cloth
>businee.
>6. You drie bran new Lexu, Honda o Acura or Toyota 4Runnah.
>7. You carry big bok of instan noodoe in you car trung.
>8. You shop at 99c store, flea mahket, K-Mar, Costco, Rohh an Mashall.
>9. You have banana, chili o all kind veggie in you backyar.
>10.You ahh moe room to rent fo ektra ing-come.
>11. You favrite bee Heinekee.
>12. You favrite speaker a JBL an Boe.
>13. Mose you guy half Karaoke sytem an big creen Sony in you famly room.
>14. You nevah thing o travel on Fir Clahh in you life.
>15. You Mom has specia taye about jewlry & real tate.
>16. Someone in you famly on some kine o welfeh.
>17. You prefer use cash rather than check or credit car.
>18. You care about politic buh do nothing about it.
>19. ! You haye being mix wi otha Asian guy.
>20. You don lie to half Vietnamee look.
>21. You don lie otha Vietnamee guy eitha.
>22. You are not fraid of black peepoe or any kine p! eepoe.
>23. You can make moe monee wi less tie an effor than otha Asian guy.
>
>
>
>1. You thing you smartest peepoe in wald.
>2. You haf pager an cell phoe wi you all time.
>3. When you an 2 other guy talk, peepoe thing you fai-ting.
>4. Today steam rye tomorrow fry rye.
>5. Dim Sum you breakfah.
>6. Noodle you din-nah.
>7. You don lye eat FISH.
>8. Most member in you fam-ly wear denture at young ade.
>9. You mose favrite collah RED.
>10. You fraid black peepoe.
>11. You thing you superia to all Asian.
>
>
>YOU JAPANEE IF...
>
>1. You obsed wi you haih, you cah, an you cloe.
>2. You wan marry Korea American o Chinee American womah(males);
>or you wan marry white gai (females).
>3. You extreme polite an act innocent.
>4. You feet look funny in way you walk.
>5. You fraid black peepoe.
>6. You thing you superia to all Asian.
>
>
>YOU KOREA IF...
>
>1. You smoe an drin too much.
>2. You die instanly if you stop dring Soju an! eat Kimchi.
>3. You spen moe tie in bar than at home.
>4. You eitha d! rie Hyundai o Mercedee.
>5. You play piano.
>6. You actual sorry that Mah-gret Cho sitcom cancel.(whatever)
>7. You fraid black peepoe.
>8. You only condut businee wi locah Korea businee.
>9. You speak Korea in 99.9% of time on socia occasion.
>10. You have least one relative who owe a liquo stoe.
>11. You thing you superia to all Asian.
>
>
>YU AR PILIFINO IP...
>
>1. Yu wan tu bi a dansir, a singir, or an aktore, ibin dough yu hab dayjob
>as
>a nars, a sikyo guard, a dis wasir, a witir/witris or an accountant.
>2. Yu kip tilling ebriwan dat a mimbir op yur pamili back home is a
>politisyan
>or a mobi-estar.
>3. Yu brot lots ob dried pises when coming back prom bikisyon in Pilipinas.
>4. Yu like wearing GOLD on yur iir, nick , hans an pinggers.
>5. At leas one mimbir ob yur pamili is a nars.
>6. Yur sister or daughter marries a! U.S military serviceman, hay naku!
>7. Der ar 20 pipol sharing roms in yur home.
>8. Yu hab at leas 2 P! ULL-TIME jobs.
>9. Yu ar nat aprid ob egots; in pact, yu wis yu wir black.
>10. Yu don't care ip yu ar superyor to all ader Asians.
>
>
>YOU ARE CAMBODIA IF...
>
>1.You famly ha Donut shop.
>2. You eat smelly perished cat.
>3. You know well about some sort invisible spirit an powah.
>4. You are good cursing people to make them sick o die.
>
>
>YOU ARE INDIA IF...
>
>1. Yer unc-kelle ish shome kaind of Dak-terre.
>2. Yer bro-therres en you er shome kaind ef Com-puterre Engi-neerre.
>3. Yer Mom en Pop own a mo-telle, Se-ven EE-leven or Gash Station.
>4. Ye hette to spend money, my friend!
>
>
>YOU ARE VIETNAMEE IF...
>
>1. You got have fish sauh wi every meal.
>2. You spen so mut time in top-leh, bikini coffee shop an in "Qua'n
>Nha^.u"(Vietnamee bar)..! .
>3. If you don get "Pho*~", you die soon or lattah.
>4. You an you famly care about Educasha an at leat you guy try do something
>about it.
>5. Someone in you famly is Nail/Ha! ir/Taxi/Fishing businee or in cloth
>businee.
>6. You drie bran new Lexu, Honda o Acura or Toyota 4Runnah.
>7. You carry big bok of instan noodoe in you car trung.
>8. You shop at 99c store, flea mahket, K-Mar, Costco, Rohh an Mashall.
>9. You have banana, chili o all kind veggie in you backyar.
>10.You ahh moe room to rent fo ektra ing-come.
>11. You favrite bee Heinekee.
>12. You favrite speaker a JBL an Boe.
>13. Mose you guy half Karaoke sytem an big creen Sony in you famly room.
>14. You nevah thing o travel on Fir Clahh in you life.
>15. You Mom has specia taye about jewlry & real tate.
>16. Someone in you famly on some kine o welfeh.
>17. You prefer use cash rather than check or credit car.
>18. You care about politic buh do nothing about it.
>19. ! You haye being mix wi otha Asian guy.
>20. You don lie to half Vietnamee look.
>21. You don lie otha Vietnamee guy eitha.
>22. You are not fraid of black peepoe or any kine p! eepoe.
>23. You can make moe monee wi less tie an effor than otha Asian guy.
>
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