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Minecraft, WTF?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 13:21

What the fuck is this shit? Why is it so popular? What's the objective? Why are the graphics worse then NES?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 13:21

1. No story.
2. No graphics.
3. No gameplay objectives.
4. No goals.
5. No level design
6. No sound.
7. No music.
8. No voice acting.
9. Not even finished yet.

And you have to pay to get none of that. So what exactly are you buying here? Sounds like you're paying Notch to do absolutely nothing.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 13:52

To craft.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 14:04

The ultimate sandbox game

What else do you want

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 14:28

It appeals to autists who want to play with legos.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 14:30

gayest fucking piece of shit I ever saw, halo is way better.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 15:58

TBH I'm not even sure what it is.

I don't think I could ever convince a person to get it. It's something you just have to try for yourself.

It's like the vidya gaem version of fucking heroin. You try it once and suddenly you can't stop. You need more, and it's never enough. You have to dig deeper, build bigger, make something new.

Grab a copy from a bay of pirates, play some single-player, even for just ten minutes, and see for yourself. You'll find yourself being unable to stop.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-02 6:01

bipolar more like borderline retarded, enjoy your minecraft

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-02 11:29

/agree

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 11:14

ITT: Butthurt graphicfags who only play MW2

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 13:45

2. No graphics.
6. No sound.
7. No music.
wut

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-03 15:07

>>7
I did.
Played for about an hour, and just gave up.
It was fun for the first two buildings or so, but after that, the game started to fall apart for me.
I just couldn't find a damn thing to do.
Go level that mountain?
Why.
Dig a mine hundreds of feet deep?
Why.
Make a massive house spanning hundreds of acres?
WHY?
The game lost purpose.
After quitting single player, I tried some multiplayer.
Spent a while building an upside-down pyramid in the sky.
Then, I was introduced to griefers.
The whole thing was destroyed.
At that point, I simply screamed " FUCK IT. ".
There was nothing, in my eyes, entertaining about this game.
This is just my opinion, I personally don't see how you could become addicted to that.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-05 17:51

yeah

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-06 2:26

>>12
Why not? We can't give purpose to video games. I mean play MW2. "Go catch a terrorist to beat the level"
Why do I want to beat the level?
"Go play MP and rank up!" Why should I care?
You can never give a purpose to something that is completely played for fun (games). It's all about whether or not you care to build in the game and shit like that. Also, it should get better as it's only in Alpha stage and Creative mode is boring as shit Alpha's much better.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-06 3:05

It's popular because of the freedom it has. A world map which is massive and limitless, and less then 10 megabytes is truly amazing in itself.

I lost interest after about 2 weeks of playing, but hey it's cheap, and still in Alpha. There are ways to get it free if your that desperate.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-06 3:37

How can I get Minecraft for free?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-06 7:54

1337 H4X0RZ!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-06 19:53

>>14
I simply saw no purpose in what I was doing.
I did see why I was playing Halo CE (Because I love the story and general aire of dragonforce), but when I was playing minecraft, there was nothing to do but build and try not to die.
I don't play MW2 much, but there is something to work twords there, I.E., rank and weapon choices.
There isn't any sort of reward in minecraft, you just... build stuff. And try not to die. That's pretty much it.
You do get recognition if you make something awesome (such as a massive minecraft mona lisa), but that only lasts untill the next awesome thing is created.
The general point that i'm trying to get acrost here is that there isn't anything, in my eyes, worthwile in spending HUNDREDS of hours on this game, for little to no profit.
Don't get me wrong, I did enjoy playing it... for an hour or so.
But then I went back to ranking up in ODST. *grind, grind, grind*
It may be because I enjoy RPG elements in my games, but that's a guess.
A big reward keeps me comeing back every time, for some reason.
To quote the great hivemind: "Opinions differ."
You like minecraft, I don't. Simple as that.
All of this is my opinion, and you're entitled to yours.
I was simply stateing why I did not like minecraft, nothing more, nothing less.
Oh, as for:
|You can never give a purpose to something that is completely played for fun
Yes you can.
With magic.
>>15
Spore lets you traverse an entire galaxy, doing anything you want in it.
Why isn't it as popular, useing your logic?
>>16
Google is your frendemy.
>>17
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Have a nice day, everyone.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-06 19:55

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Goddamnit, snaks.
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Messin' with the W...
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Name: Anonymous 2010-10-06 20:03

ITT: people who know they don't like/understand a certain genre, play a game from that genre and then complain that they don't like/get it and then have the nerve to call minecraft players autistic
>>18
spore is plenty popular and part of the allure of minecraft is that it's an indie game and the players have a better connection with the devs.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-06 20:04

>>20
Holy crap, actual action/life...

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-06 20:14

>>20
Anyway, I personally didn't call anyone "autistic", I was simply getting my view into the mix.
As for spore, it's popularity illudes me...

I heard minecraft was going to release on xbox 360, is that true?
It was a rumor I heard recently, just checking for validity.

|players have a better connection with the devs.
By this, do you mean that they have a say in the games progression?
Or that they can interact with the creators on a more personal level than is the norm these days?

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Name: Anonymous 2010-10-07 0:35

Wait wait wait... You guys are going on how this game is so shit, yet its not even finished. I could go on about MW2:
Shit
Shit
Shit

There. Thats a finished game, sold the most out of every video game, and its still bad. Every game has its flaws, especially unfinished ones.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-07 5:23

spammers
my face

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-07 13:43

>>2
you get AWESOMENESS

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-09 5:55

What does


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mean?

Name: BALLS 2010-10-09 6:59

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Name: Anonymous 2010-10-10 7:42

Is what you and your mom suck on all night

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-10 20:38

>>27
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Name: Anonymous 2010-10-17 12:35

You play to build dumbshit
Best game evar

Name: Ken 2011-01-25 4:23

Oh, now i get it...

Name: 犬服 2011-01-25 6:09

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-26 0:06

the funnyiest part is, none of you get the joke.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 13:06

Dont know what to do...
redstone

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Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 12:27

lol so funny because its true

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Name: alphagamer774 2011-03-10 0:34

Basically it's WOW in first persion minus shitty grindfest. I don't see why it's awesome, but then again, I'm playing it.

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