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AstroEmpires /b/ guild

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 11:11

Now is the time for over 9000 penises to rape the heavens and close the intergalactic pool filled with horrible space aids. 

Sign up at http://beta.astroempires.com start in B31 and request to join http://beta.astroempires.com/guild.aspx?guild=5500  

 Over the next seven days build at least 8 metal refineries and robot factories, 8 shipyards, 8 research labs, research level 8 energy, 4 stellar and 1 warp to unlock the outpost ship.  Build scouts and send them to different squares on the galaxy map, then build and send an outpost ship to an empty rocky, metal, crystal or asteroid.  Once your outpost lands, select "build base" and keep building refineries, factories and shipyards to increase econ per base, use those credits to build and send outposts until you have 8 bases.    

Research new technologies, spend all credits on fighters/bombers/corvettes/destroyers, check your rape fleet every four days, and construct additional pylons to grief the galaxy with your soon to be massive e-peen.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-27 16:49

I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.

Name: adapterlist 2009-08-27 22:03


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