Birthday Card

Sup, /games/. I need some help making a birthday card for a friend. You know those stupid character-themed cards with a dumb pun? I want to make one. Following is a list of video game characters that she likes, one of which I'd like to incorporate. I don't need any help finding art or images of the characters, I can do that after I find a good joke.

I have several ideas for the card, like printing out on both sides of a peice of paper, then cutting it out and folding it. (Don't want it to be a full page size.) That way it's more like a card proper. Then I can take the character image, put it in Photoshop, and thicken the outline, making it easy to cut out, then pasting it on the page. Many cards use stuff like that, so it'd make it a bit more interesting. Only thing I need is a good pun. Let's brainstorm.

tl;dr NEED HELP MAKING A BIRTHDAY CARD

-Soul Calibur 4-
Xianghua
Ashlotte
Seong Mina
Amy

-Legend of Zelda-
Link

-Devil May Cry 4-
Dante
Nero
(Don't want to have to resort to DMC, it's not her favorite.)

-Smash Bros.-
Marth (Marth or Frederick would be great because the theme of the card is going to be blue.)

-Eternal Sonata-
Frederick
Jazz

Declined ideas:
1) Xianghua's penchant for saying "Just Kidding!" Reason: We play with the language in Japanese, she wouldn't catch it. (The English VA is painful.)
2) Link's name used literally. Reason: Too corny.
3) Smash Bros. theme, "Have a SMASHing birthday!" Reason: Retarded.